Deadpool

deadpool007


Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
My common sense is tingling- Deadpool

— Deadpool Report User
Poor guy 85 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
No-one said that the criminals taking the job into their own hands was a bad thing.
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Poor guy 85 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
And nothing above the law? When politicians and corrupt cops are getting away with corruption every day? Get you head out of your fucking fantasy world and wake up in the real world.
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Poor guy 85 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
That's the stupidest thing I've read all day, and this is the internet we're talking about. You don't molest and murder someone by mistake, comparing that to a car accident makes you stupid fucknugget. HE FUCKING MOLESTED AND MURDERED A 10 YEAR OLD. The justice system is inadequate to deal with degenerates like this. He can get free within 20 years and do it again, no problem, and then what? Go back to jail for a few years? He fucking deserved this.
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but why did they have belly buttons? 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Because being naked was so last season, fig leaves became all the rage.
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Poor guy 85 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Should've branded his dick too.
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she gonna be queen of frogs 9 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Maybe she wants to be the frog princess
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Well deserved face of pride 10 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Huh, I guess Craigslist can be used for more than organising orgies then.
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Great. Can't wait 20 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
And the actors and actresses said they cried when they read it
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why did you do it Jimmy?!? 4 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I'm surprised they haven't killed one on Supernatural yet
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A shaolin monk running on a wall 10 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Prince of Persia anyone?
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The Dress 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I don't even know what's this dress they're talking about.
Improve yourself and be healthy 20 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I'm glad that there was a time when people knew and believed the facts.
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Her majesty 10 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
It looks like that scene from Incredibles!
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Police Officer compares his firearm to a bb gun recovered during a school fight 17 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
And its kinda shiny while the real gun has more of a matte finish.
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A large number of people would watch it 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
It scared me too at 1st, but after a few seasons, nothing scared me anymore. Even irl.
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situational murder 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
South Africa.
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A large number of people would watch it 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Dean and the Doctor argue incessantly while Sherlock tries to use science and logic to disprove them both. Then he gets punched in the face for deducing Dean's daddy issues.
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situational murder 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I'm not sure about other countries, but here in SA, if someone breaks into your house and you "assault" them, you can go to jail. Which is pretty fucked up.
Lady Gaga slays this dude 12 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Well, I wouldn't call that "slaying" him. Because it wouldn't exactly have been much of a burn if it came from someone who isn't famous.
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If the Avengers fought in the Hunger Games. 9 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
That wouldn't work though. Remember when Banner tried to kill himself? It didn't work, so I doubt them trying to kill him would work. It would just make things worse for themselves.
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Time travel for myself 20 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Thanks for the offer Captain, but Deadpool needs to fight his own battles.
Goats = Number 1 priority 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
There are multiple stories. The most common is that Zeus slept with a goddess of wisdom and out of fear of a prophecy that the child would be more powerful than him, he swallowed the mother. He got a headache and Hephestus chut his forehead open and out came a fully grown, armored Athene. But the other story is that Athena was one of Zeus' first thoughts during creation, thus being formed out of his mind.
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The feels are strong with this one (RIP Judge) 43 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Stop feeding the attention seeking troll guys.
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Time travel for myself 20 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Or it would create an alternate universe where I don't make all of those bad decisions so I'll have peace of mind knowing that some form of me lived without the regrets.
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