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deadpool007


Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
My common sense is tingling- Deadpool

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The importance of size 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Actually, you do get both elephants and lions in certain african jungles.
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In norse mythology, it's he who brings the end of the world 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
THANK YOU GUEST!
You had one job ii 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Seriously, did the people installing those rails not realise that something was wrong? :/
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Class shouldn't be determined by just your looks 27 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
You can dress in a manner that seems "classy" but still be a total asshat. Class is more than just a dressing style, its a way of living, or behaving, its how you carry yourself out.
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In norse mythology, it's he who brings the end of the world 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Damn, I didn't read the title before I posted that, sorry.
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In norse mythology, it's he who brings the end of the world 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Are you talking about the Marvel storyline being turned into a movie (already being done) or a Marvel version of the Nordic end of the world where Fenrir the wolf swallows odin?
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Go kiss your crush! 32 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
We bought a zoo!!! :D
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Think about it 10 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
And if you have to tell people that you're a nice guy, you're definitely not a nice guy.
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Yes please do.. 115 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Its a pleasure :D
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We are all sound like pirates 26 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
A ship with a canon is the strongest ship because there's actually evidence from the original source to back it up, or its actually happening in the show or book. For example, the Percabeth ship is canon, because its actuall happening between Percy and Annabeth. The Leo and Hazel ship is not canon because each has different partners.
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Just a bro's thing 53 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
YES! Especially numbers 3 and 8!
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Errrmmm... 25 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Or as just a pop band?
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Poor guy 85 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
So what you're saying is that since someone swore you, its perfectly okay that you swear back? Right?
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Errrmmm... 25 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
THANK YOU!
I've got nothing against 5sos, I actually like a few of their songs, but I hate it when people call them punk-rock, they're nothing close to real punk rock.
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Errrmmm... 25 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
The band may be no more, but their music is eternal.
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Errrmmm... 25 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Thank god, for a second I thought I had my genre understanding fucked up.
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Yes please do.. 115 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
That's what you say now, but when I'm in your bed, cuddling you and I get a boner, you're all like "WTF HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!?!" And then the cops get involved. So no.
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This thought came to me when I was lying on my bed 26 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I don't find it appealing because I'd either end up eaten or a zombie.
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This thought came across me whilst re watching the series 20 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Or being the only non-bending child of the Avatar. Even though he eventually got air-bending, it must've been pretty suckish for him.
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Why does the tooth have teeth 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
That looks like it has "IT's" face (the Stephen King killer clown)
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But momm 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
My mums usual problem is "Taldon, do you like this?"
Me : "does it come in black?"
Mum: " (-_-) I TOLD YOU NO MORE BLACK CLOTHES YOU CANT GO AROUND LOOKING LIKE A VAMPIRE!!!"
Me: "okay, blood red then?"
Mum: "buy your own clothes."
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Poor guy 85 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Your alley, seeing you've made absolutely no valid points in the last 24 hours. Dumbfuck.
Poor guy 85 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Strategies to get rid of corruption and to make a punishment that fits the crime. You think that degenerate (or any) is really going to learn their lesson from a few years in prison? If you were molested, how would you feel about your attacker? Or if a close family member of yours was killed, would you want compassion for the killer? I know what my real name is (lots of people on this site do too, I don't exactly keep it a secret, you dumbfuck) and I'm guessing your name isn't asteroid. Asshead would be more adequate for you, considering the amount of shit you're spouting. Do you even know what you mean when you say "above the law"? Of course if people do something wrong and get away with it they are above the law, get that into your fucking skull, they commited a crime and went unpunished, is that not above the law. Idiot.
Like you said, yes I do believe the punishment should suit the crime. Torturing me for robbery or fraud would be idiotic and illogical, but hey, that right up
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Poor guy 85 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Hey, asshat, if you're finished ranting, maybe you'd like to read the load of bullshit you just spouted. It makes no sense. You just said that what the inmates did was wrong, yet YOU would like to punish them? And yes, everyone knows the justice system is inadequate in most countries. A high ranking person can get away with comitting criminal offenses while the average person has to face the brunt of the "law". And in the Batman/Superman world, neither of them kill. They put the fucking villains in jail, they follow the law you dumbfuck, we want the criminal dead. Seriously, are you some sort of criminal yourself that you defend this degenerate so vehmently? I don't know what society you're in, but I'm pretty sure its only the idiots that believe that nothing is above the law. People follow the law out of fear of punishment, not out of respect. As cool as it would be, I don't think society needs a hero, it needs people in power who are willing to start changing laws and implementing
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Poor guy 85 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
You mean the way he showed compassion to that girl he molested and murdered? The way he prevented her from ever seeing her family again? Because you know he'll be out of jail in no time. You're defending a man who has the potential to go out there and inflict this pain on someone else.
Have you ever met a child who's been the victim of sexual abuse? I help at my parents community centre, and I have. Its the saddest thing in the world, you can't even move around them without them flinching. They're more imprisoned than the perpatrator. Some heinous fuck ruins a childs life for the sake of a few seconds of sexual pleasure and you want compassion for them? Go fuck yourself.
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