Its a naked nicholas cage rat.

I'm pretty sure a comedian's job is to be funny, not be a douchebag.

Thanks thethirdi, I like the way you think too. Lol, we've got a few people who used to be catholic in our church, they tell us pretty much the same thing. I'm not usually one to try and change a person's belief, but I'd suggest you try going to an apostolic church, its completely different from a catholic church.

I love paradise lost, but it isn't a completely accurate representation of the bible.
@tylerchu, there's a whole book series on the science behind certain things in the bible by Robert W Faid. Check it out, its pretty interesting.

Well, as far as I've been taught, satan isn't even in hell, the bible doesn't state anywhere that he's in hell at the moment. Hell was created as a place of torment for satan and his followers and it is where they will be cast eventually. True, satan can tempt you, but he has no actual power over you. Him tempting you is no different than a person telling you to do something, he only has control if you give it to him. Trust me, I'm a pastor's kid, I get this stuff drilled into me. My dad always says, "don't give the devil credit for your decisions."

I was just saying that maybe its for comfort reasons, becasue being fat makes it hard to wear most clothes. I was in no way condoning obesity.

And certain old testament laws do make a certain degree of sense. Such as forbidding people to sleep around and eating "unclean" animals. Bear in mind that they didn't have any means to rid meat of their diseases. Animals like pigs would pretty much eat anything, and thus be a health hazard. Not eating pork was for their own good. And in the new testament that law was made absolete. As for sleeping around, STD's were around, modern medicine wasn't. Again, for their own good.

Are you christian? Because so am I, and in my religion, people are responsible for their own actions, their choices are their own. People do evil things by their own decision. Satan just happens to be a rebel who really has no power over you.

Your efforts are appreciated :D

@shurikkaru, sorry bro, its just that this topic hits a bit close to home for me, I've had to work with a lot of kids who've been abused, including sexually, and its really the saddest thing ever. You wouldn't want mercy for the offender, you'd want them to die. Horribly.
@snugglebutt, thank you! That's exactly why I believe this man deserved what he got. Sex offenders are usually repeat offenders, and there's not much the law can do to prevent them from doing it again and again (apart from keeping them in prison forever).