Deadpool

deadpool007


Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
My common sense is tingling- Deadpool

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Heroes in movies and IRL 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I guess Clooney should've just stuck with being a real life hero and stayed away from being Batman.
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I see humans but no humanity 17 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I wouldn't even talk to a girl in 6th grade, let alone grind.
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They get it 28 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Just because only British celebs were mentioned, it doesn't imply that only british celebs are considered feminists, stop trying to ignite an argument where there isn't cause for one.
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They get it 28 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
What the fuck? No-one deserves that, especially if its just because they don't share your opinions, or support your cause. Its feminazi's like that who are really fucking things up for people who are actually trying to make a difference and bring about equality. If someone doesn't support feminism, leave them the fuck alone and let them have their opinion. Focus on the people willing to make a difference and maybe then people will actually be more willing to start making changes. I personally support equality, but I refuse to identify as a feminist because of the bad reputation that some feminazis have created, and I'm damn sure I'm not the only person who feels that way.
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This guy knows what's important in life! 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Let's see, spending time with my SO or jumping around with a bunch of sweaty, boozed up, drugged up, wild strangers, while some guy presses play on his laptop. Yep, he really has his priorities straight.
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Oh canada! 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I wish that could really happen to people who club seals.
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This is true for all fangirls for fandoms!! XD 9 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
What was the spoiler? Tfios? I'm pretty sure its common knowledge by now.
Parents should think about it 21 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Because children have a digestive system?
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Riddle me this 32 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Batman.
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Music from the past vs. Music from the present 69 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Aww Yissss
Music from the past vs. Music from the present 69 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I don't hate her, I just don't think she's much good as a rapper.
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Not a problem for guys looking 44 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Sherlock seems to have a similar problem with his shirts.
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Not a problem for guys looking 44 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I always thought is was "Hear! Hear!"
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I can use some force right now 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I just wanna be a sith so that epic music starts playing every time I enter a room and then I can force-choke people.
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Kids and Marriage. 19 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Ricky is going places.
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Four stages of being in a fandom 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Ofcourse, there's always the point where someone dies, which makes you want to die too.
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omg, omg hotttdog... 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
1st 2 frames "The end is near, I feel it"
Last frame " I'm feeling the end"
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Don't Do It. Ever. 9 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I have Famous Last Words by MCR as my alarm tone and it works every time because I wake up properly so I can fully enjoy it.
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Just the usual stuff 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
And more interestingly, almost anyone could have some strange fetish that you don't know about. Including your parents.
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Good thing no one on this site binge watches stuff eh? Bullet dodged! 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
You don't need to do a study to figure that out.
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He sounds like a good guy to me 96 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Guys, do you even read your bibles properly? The bible says that the serpent was the craftiest of God's creations, and thus was influenced by lucifer to decieve Eve. Lucifer fell to earth eons before that.
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This is true for all fangirls for fandoms!! XD 9 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
More like "maybe I won't cry as much because I'll be prepared this time." *spoiler* you cry even more.
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....p 21 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Because that one friend has probably watched so many relationships of close friends fall apart, or seen people they loved in less than mediocre relationships, so they have a pretty good idea of how things go down.
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shit 9 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Considering how most of these comics end, I'm surprised he didn't start sucking it. Or pull up her dress and find a dogs head or something equally weird.
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mom: "ITS NOT CLOTHES, ITS THE SPAWN OF SATAN" 12 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I didn't know I wanted to look like a feather duster until now.
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