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deadpool007


Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
My common sense is tingling- Deadpool

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Greeks 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Because they didn't want to die.
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Less jesus, perhaps? 28 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Exactly! Like I know I'm not perfect, and my dad knows it too, and hell, he's making sure we both do our best to practise what he preaches. But other PK are out clubbing, getting wasted and drugging on saturday nights and they're leading worship on Sunday mornings. And their parents know about it. Wtf. My dad would break my legs before letting me stand in front of the congregation after behaving like that.
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Perfect date 24 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I LOVE having my hair played with :3 and having my head scratched. My mum says I'm probably a werewolf puppy.
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I want to know 4 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Nuhuh, you're too good for that.
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Title 90 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Music: Here, let me help you out *shuts off all the other voices*
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Less jesus, perhaps? 28 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
My parents are pastors too, but in my case, I tend to creep out other pastors kids. Wearing all black to pastor's family gatherings, pulling out my knife and cleaning my nails, making fandom references at random times and saying the exorcisms I learned from Supernatural. But tbh, Pastor's kids can actually be the worst behaved, they can break every law in the bible and preach the next day. It sucks really.
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Less jesus, perhaps? 28 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Do you have holy wars?
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Less jesus, perhaps? 28 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Wait, rival church?
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Thug vs Misguided Kid 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure its only Justin's fans that defend him. Everyone else thinks he's a major douchebag
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That has not gone well 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I see nothing wrong.
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The actual Canadian provinces. 13 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Aww look, sam winchester is a province.
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Picking up all of her fans 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Because she doesn't want no mediocre. Mainly because she's far less than mediocre.
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You Want To Know What's Crazy? 3 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
After you turn your phone off, get a new number and a new identity. Its the only way to be safe.
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Romance :) 1 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
My sister has knee length hair and I can't even sit next to her on the couch without her shouting that I'm on her hair. Its everywhere.
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*sobs* 4 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
COME BACK HERE AND LET ME LOVE YOU *sobs*
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choose one... or two. 9 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Reviving bugs would be fun. Imagine reviving every single dead bug in your enemy's house.
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Traumatic 16 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Oh no! The horror, now we're forcing the child to be gay too! *sarcasm*
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I did not know that.. 10 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
So its more of a finger-palm clap than a snap?
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Heroes in movies and IRL 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
He's not old, but Marvel wants a younger looking Spiderman, one that you'd actually be able to believe is in high school.
Music from the past vs. Music from the present 69 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Well, I'd like to start of by saying, *Beatles. And to finish off by asking why 1D is always compared to the Beatles. The Beatles were a real band, 1D are a boyband. There shouldn't even be a comparison.
They get it 28 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*generalisations intensify*
*inability to accept the truth intensifies*
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Heroes in movies and IRL 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
True, but he's too old for the Spiderman that Marvel wants in Civil War.
Oh canada! 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I know, but is there not a more humane way to kill them?
Rupert grint talking about kissing emma watson 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I know I definitely would have been.
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CHILL 2 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Name and interest combined.
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