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Deadpool is life, deadpool is love 29 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

Yeah, but now they're killing me off. Again.

Deadpool is life, deadpool is love 29 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

Well, if that's what you're in to

Black Jelly Beans 6 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

I always wondered what eggs and rabbits had to do with easter until recently. Turns out, easter is yet another pagan celebration appropriated by christians. Its a celebration of some Babylonian fertility Goddess, Ishtar (you can tell how the pronounciation could have been made into Easter) whose symbols were an egg and a rabbit. Coz y'know, rabbits are horny mofos. Anyway, basically, easter was originally a celebration of sex

When a show says "previously on..." 4 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

I like the SPN previously on because it gives you an idea of what monster to expect

burning through those tunes 9 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

Tbh, I was rather distracted by his lips

And he's the only black guy in Walhalla. I smell racism 17 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

Yes, because it would be more logical to take a guy with the ability to see everything, everywhere an put him in the army, rather than to make him Asgards watchman and first line of defense.

I bet that was revenge for the drapes comment 4 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

Yeaah, that's been made clear for a long time now in the comics.

Yet another reason to love Emma 18 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

Thethirdi, I really wish I could hi-5 you right now.

And he's the only black guy in Walhalla. I smell racism 17 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

You sir, are 100% correct.

I'm looking at you crazy directioners 19 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

Yeah, if I was your dad I would've built and automaton and named it iccarus. Like an icarus 2.0. One that wouldn't make the same mistakes.

now you know my ability. 13 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

Okay
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And he's the only black guy in Walhalla. I smell racism 17 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

He's white in the comics, but anyway, he's far more powerful than the average asgardian.

Ivan is love 13 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

Unless they don't want to be more than comrades. Then you're stuck in the comrade-zone.

The Biebs is heading West. 5 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

Well, hate is a strong word, because that would imply that I actually care about them. But I do think that they're both major egotistic douchebags.

So do you girls like muscular men? 80 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

D'aawh, I L-word you too
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So do you girls like muscular men? 80 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

You're welcome :3
Hehe, I've known plenty of weird and creepy people, trust me, you're far from it. I guess because the general perception that people have is that when a younger person goes for an older person, its because the younger one is a gold digger. They don't take into account that maybe the individual values maturity, or any attractive aspects of the older person.

Learn something new everyday 8 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

He stopped burning tobacco in favor of burning Jews.

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So do you girls like muscular men? 80 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

I should point out that I don't see why you'd feel the need to be cuter when you're already adorable and that that's a wicked awesome preference (or lack whereof?) That you have (*-*)

Godly d*ck 6 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

No no, the gods actually got a chance to have sex, not just be creepy on the internet.

When my daughter says AC/DC is crap and tries to change the music to Justin Beiber 29 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

Don't feed the troll. Just let it starve.

how to draw a cat 18 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

Cats are major dicks anyway

I'm looking at you crazy directioners 19 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

But then again, you should be especially concerned about flying things crashing *looks pointedly at your username*

So do you girls like muscular men? 80 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

Honestly, the first image that popped into my head when I read this was bad luck Brian xD

Godly d*ck 6 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

Well, pretty much most of the gods except Hades couldn't help but put their dick in something and create either a demigod or a monster. And then they get mad at the heroes who kill their monsters.

I'm looking at you crazy directioners 19 comments

deadpool007 · 9 years ago

Or people are just concerned about things that they're actually interested in, or that they feel affects them.