Deadpool

deadpool007


Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
My common sense is tingling- Deadpool

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That's fine I'll just die inside. 13 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Would you rather have that or have them be more than friends with you, knowing that they're only doing it to spare your feelings, knowing that they aren't really comitted to the relationship, and that they don't feel the same way that you do?
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She gets me... 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
DEAN SAID THAT!!!
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~Alien appreciation post~ 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Alien: *pulls out probe* its a pleasure.
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Weight loss journey 12 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
What's your excuse?
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This is why we have obesity 12 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
But at the same time, eating salads doesn't mean you'll be healthy. Obesity has to do with a lot more than what you eat.
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Enjoy you nerds.... 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*frantically presses button*
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Everything in this movie is something that make people feel sorry about his death 9 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
As much as I agree, at the same time, (although I haven't watched the new one yet) it would've been somewhat wrong if they didn't pay some sort of tribute to him, being part of the franchise.
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Totally valid question 14 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I get you, they're not dealing with homelessness, they're dealing with trespassing. I do think that they shouldn't be so harsh to homeless people, but here in SA, homeless people are rather rude and generally dangerous, often resorting to crime.
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NEU DONT DIE 18 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*sigh* and you wonder why you get dislikes.
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How do hipsters talk? They... 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Is that their sole means of communication?
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Stress Can Change A Lot 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
However true it may be, grades are usually determined by how well you can memorise information (maths and physics being one of the few where you learn concepts and how to use them in different situations instead). So I wouldn't say it measures intelligence. I think we should be graded on our ability to practically use the information we memorise.
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Stress Can Change A Lot 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
My sister said that to my cousin once. She replied "that's just something people who get bad grades would say"
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He's the real villain 22 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I'm a he
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He's the real villain 22 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
True, but Ant Man doesn't seem to be involved in Ultrons creation in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Got to school and realized I was wearing two different shoes :| 21 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
They actually look pretty cool like that, although I can see why you'd have mixed them up. They're pretty similar.
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He's the real villain 22 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Lemme stop you right there. In the movie universe, Tony suffers major psychological damage, and he feels a need to protect the ones he loves ( and the world in general) he does the Ultron project WITH Banner. In the comic, Ultron was built by Pym, who based Ultrons artificial intelligence off his own brain patterns. Let's assume that Tony did the same, we now have a super intelligent, super powerful robot with a major ego and superiority complex trying to take over the world. If anything, it proves that Tony has the potential to go Dark side, to use his intelligence for evil, but he makes a choice to be a hero, to protect.
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Dorito 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Ofcourse not! I was talking about that upside down triangle made by the crook of RDJ's arm and Chris's arm going across, duh!
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omG PERFECT 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
But then you wouldn't have been worthy anyway, so it wouldn't matter.
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"You break her heart, I break your neck" 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Cancer patient? Why?
omG PERFECT 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I'm not sure about the Disney universe, but Thor wasn't around for TheCivil War. Not the real Thor anyway, iron man created a cyborg clone of Thor and called it Ragnarok.
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omG PERFECT 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
That actually sounds exactly like something Cap would do, because if anyone is worthy, he definitely is.
And when he wielded it in the comics, it was because he absolutely had to.
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Ohh deadpool 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I don't tell you how to live your life.
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Who is a bad boy? 4 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Ft. Drake for some feels.
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It works either way 13 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
"Manual sex"
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