*hugs you*

If you shout it loud enough, yes, you can get rid of your cat.

D'aawh, thanks guys :3 and sorry demoneyes

We exorcise you, every impure spirit
every satanic power, every incursion
of the infernal adversary, every legion
every congregation and diabolical sect.
Thus cursed demon
and every diabolical legion
we adjure you.
Cease to deceive human creatures
and to give to them the poison of eternal Perdition.
Go away, Satan, the inventor and master
of all deceit, the enemy of humanity's salvation.
Be humble under the powerful hand of god
tremble and flee -- I invoke by
us the sacred and terrible name
at which those down below tremble.
From the snares of the devil, free us, lord.
So that you may make your Church safe to serve you freely,
we ask you, hear us.
So that you may destroy the enemies of your sacred Church,
we ask you, hear us!
God is frightening about his own sacred place.
The God of Israel Himself will have thrust excellence
and strength to His Own people.
Blessed be God. Glory be to the Father.

Or if an individiual gets someone drunk with the intention of coercing them into sex. Because the fact of the matter is, people's inhibitions are diminished when they're drunk.

Yes yes I did, I also found the english translation if you want it.

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus
omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio
infernalis adversarii, omnis legio,
omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.
Ergo draco maledicte [*a]
et omnis legio diabolica
adjuramus te.
Cessa decipere humanas creaturas,
eisque aeternae Perditionis venenum propinare.
Vade, Satana, inventor et magister
omnis fallaciae, hostis humanae salutis.
Humiliare sub potenti manu dei,
contremisce et effuge, invocato a
nobis sancto et terribili nomine,
quem inferi tremunt.
Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine.
Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire
te rogamus, audi nos.
Ut inimicos sanctae Ecclesiae humiliare digneris
te rogamus, audi nos.
Terribilis Deus de sanctuario suo.
Deus Israhel ipse truderit virtutem
et fortitudinem plebi Suae.
Benedictus deus. Gloria patri

Well, birds and small rodents would be fucked. Look at those leg muscles.

Don't worry, we'll find out soon enough :D

I get what you're saying, but this joke wasn't really about rape, its more about "feminists".

I'm not 100% sure how, but okay :D