Deadpool

deadpool007


Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
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Babe come over 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*sound of porn directors writing furiously in the distance*
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Girls only like douchebags 18 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
That was uncalled for
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Sick of hearing people talk bad about her 19 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
True, but in terms of role models and influences, I don't care how much of good there is in them, if they're gonna run around naked and be an attention whore, I wouldn't want my kids (if I had any) looking up to them. Its like saying, "sure Moriarty was a ruthless killer, but he wasn't all bad, he had decent manners, so we need to focus on his positives, not his negatives"
Sick of hearing people talk bad about her 19 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Tbh, there's lots of celebs who do things like this, but not all of them decide to hump dicks on stage and act totally outrageous for attention. She has a beautiful voice and doesn't need all of her idiotic antics, and for that reason, I dislike her. Making wierd faces and posing half naked isn't showing that everyone has imperfections, that's just idiotic.
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Girls only like douchebags 18 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*sees you 3 times*
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Girls only like douchebags 18 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*looks at you twice*
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You have to accommodate for my fat 14 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Its not fat shaming, its arrogant-fat-people's-behavior shaming
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She unmatched me pretty quick 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
He's a living Dina-mo with pick up puns
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Harry potter and the glorious puberty 18 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I still ship Harry and Luna :3
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Happy birthday! 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Guuuurrrlll, you were on fiyah!
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No one messes with Vladimir Putin 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
They just give him cute kitty ears instead :3
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Taylor Swift's favorite meme is the heavy breathing cat 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I feel like that cat when I look at Taylor Swift
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Strong bonds 14 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Wouldn't that be rather painful? I hope they make chapstick for nipples.
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Strong bonds 14 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Wait, what?
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Pietro: I call this look.. Mercury! 4 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
No shit? We had NO idea!
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Bus to hogwarts 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I would probably try that.
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Just another chemistry lesson 27 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Or a girlfriend
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wut. 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
And that's how you find yourself.
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Mr Fantastic let himself go 2 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Presenting: Elastidad!
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this cat 9 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
You mean paws down. Lots of paws.
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Here's Greg keeping it real. 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Well, at least he's honest.
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When someone compliments me 21 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Can't we just leave "the red out of" out of the sentence? ;;)
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100% accepted 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I know right! I'd love for them to meet each other xD
100% accepted 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Thank you thank you :3 its nice to have mutual interests appreciated
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