Until they start eating your soul

I just want a series of backstories for each of his appearances in Marvel movies. Preferably one where they're all related and tie together perfectly.

But then they drop a kid around you
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Good. Now all you need is a violent death of a loved one and you can be a superhero

Thats why you need to have extreme fan art in your gallery, scares your parents far far away.

Handle with caution. Volatile .

Spiderman always holds back anyway. Hes proven himself to be strong enough to kill a t-rex with a single punch, yet holds back with thugs. After the 'other' storyline, hes even stronger.

This has so much bullshit, dear lord. Firstly, in every single version I've read, there's no reference to the dalliance with Poseidon being rape. And the shit about women seeing Medusa as a symbol of protection? Rubbish. Secondly, Athena CURSED medusa. It was no blessing. Poseidon banged her in Athena's temple, and Athena cursed Medusa to get back at him. Let's look at this logically. Medusa turned anyone who looked at her into stone, not just men. How is that supposed to be protection? Also, she was pregnant with Chrysador and Pegasus for ages because of Athena's curse, she couldn't give birth because of the monster she was turned into. BY ATHENA. Please, let's not turn everything, especially not my beloved mythology into ammo for your war against the patriarchy. Medusa was a monster, made into a monster by a goddess, and then had her sisters turned into monsters too. And then what you're conveniently forgetting is that Perseus was aided by a goddess to kill Medusa.

Take note that the stronger your connection to the force, the stronger the pull of the darkside. The darkside doesn't need you if you aint got enough juice to be an asset.

Another interesting theory, Gandalf was so protective of Merry and Pippin because they remind him of Fili and Kili *sobs*

It looks like a comma with an elongated tail.

People who don't read comics: "we want a black widow movie"
*black widow movie gets made*
*movie flops because BW's character doesn't have a substantial storyline or isn't interesting enough to validate a solo movie.*
People "omg that movie sucked, why's marvel making her their token female character just for popularity "

I see someone has really taken a liking to twitter :3

I'd prefer the teleportation harness

I need to download this right now

Wait, you mean you guys just started using these? We've had them in our house for a few years now.