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deadpool007


Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
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President of south Africa 47 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
What white nonsense is this? Apartheid killings started long before the riots, poc were considered inferior and thus their life meant nothing. The killings started on a larger scale after protest action. Also, the "call for white genocide" was called for by EFF members and ANCYL members. Not ANC members, and it was sparked after numerous acts of racism and abuse by white people made the news. Everything elseis just that black people want their land back, land stolen from them from white people who didn't deserve it, which is why so man african natives live in poverty. They want redistribution, not to get rid of white people.
President of south Africa 47 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
Uhm no, they really dont. Yes they're corrupt, but there is no murder. Unlike in the apartheid era.
President of south Africa 47 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
To be completely fair, when poor people vote for him, to them, they're not actually voting for HIM, they're voting for the ANC which has been in power since the fall of apartheid. Im not condoning him or the people who vote for him, but essentially,they feel theyd much rather have him in power than put SA under the yolk of a white man again.
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The tv shows are way better than the movies 14 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
Nah. The cinematic universe and series universe are way too different and while the series actors are better for their dramatic and constantly emotionally testing situations, they wouldnt suit the cinematic universe.
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Fridge situation 14 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
This is the opposite of a problem
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I bet you sang this 2 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
Tried singing it. The first part isnt working for me
No swimming alligators 7 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
And all he wanted was a little alligator nookie. Shame..
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Apparently, the 'Imagine a new color' is not really impossible 31 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
There is a theory that the human eye is only able to view a certain percentage of the colour spectrum. If we had more of some sort of receptor in our eyeballs (i cant remember the name) we would see many more colours.
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Apparently, the 'Imagine a new color' is not really impossible 31 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
Exactly. They didnt discover a brand new colour, simply a different shade of an existing colour.
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Ouch 9 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
ET lookin muthafuka.
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I would do it 22 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
And i, you
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And haters be like "there are plenty of other white rappers better than him" 11 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
Eminem is king. The goddamn Rap God.
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I would do it 22 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
Hell yes. Think about it, if Im god-like, i can just create more people after humanity dies out. Hell, id probably be the one to end humanity. And erase George Clooney as batman. And Jar Jar Binks. And Afflecks Daredevil.
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Yes drag her by that hairdo 12 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
Season one will always be my favorite
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Good guy boss 13 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
Sounds like an italian mob.
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Bubble 9 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
Huh. Butt what have you been doing?
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Affordable? nope 3 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
And i think putting it back would be a lot harder.
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Affordable? nope 3 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
I dont think thats where you got it from
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404 title not found 2 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
Yeah, as long as you dont stand behind me like that, I'd be happy lifting both on my own.
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How to fix asshole parking 12 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
Itd work even better if you tied it to the wheel via the hubcap. On the passenger side. That way the asshole wouldnt notice till he/she started driving.
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DC be like 8 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
I dont like Zac that much,but Affleck is directing the Batman movie, and the rumor is that zac is being sacked in favor of someone else. Im just saying,DC is finally giving us a universe, im excited.
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Ryan Reynolds, never change. 6 comments
deadpool007 · 4 years ago
Cant fxcking wait
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