My eyes will swell shut if i do that

I keep sending this to my brother and he's mad

Ask you to cook it first

Oooooppsss! I'm steeeaallliinnggg

I don't have ass hair......but I like to think I could if I needed to

That ferret looks like when you are playing in the road and one of those moms comes out to yell at you for making noise at 10am

Actually based on the size ratio of a silverback gorilla, king kong would end up with a 7 inch pp

Grab my mum and da Vinci code movie.

Stick your hand in that crack and you wont get it back that's a moray

doodle bugs

I once watched a girl snort a crushed up Adderall in the school bathroom

They also use no diving equipment beyond old style masks and the wet suits

This is reminder to not use uTorrent because it takes your information. A good alternative is Qbittorrent! If anyone knows if any others feel free to share

Bothe are food. I grew up eating bugs and squirrels. But i won't eat shrimp, the ocean is evil and nothing from it shall i eat

It's a tie between pistachio and matcha

Me in middle school, and highschool, and now

Water is not a beverage

But i am not supposed to let the skin of my back touch anything!

But i am not supposed to let the skin of my back touch anything!