Deamon_Pastries

deamon_pastries


I sleep and play videogames. That's about it.

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Happy new year? 4 comments
deamon_pastries · 6 years ago
Pretty much
I’m bottom middle 5 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
Top middle
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Traps are gay 5 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
Papa weest is always right
· Edited 7 years ago
Snurgle 9 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
We just call it padding, didn’t know there was an actual name for it
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And your presents have arrived 4 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
If one of them isn’t called Jesus then I’m outta here
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You're not good enough to compare yourself to The Danny Devito 4 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
Pretty sure the picture was made as a joke then someone thought it was about how we see ourselves or something like that
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You're not good enough to compare yourself to The Danny Devito 4 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
Will they see who I am inside?
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Shaggy and Scooby had to deal with a lot of bullshit 21 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
“He almost got milked”
Ew
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I guess so 8 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
He wasn’t really being a dick tbh. Just unsure of what to do because a machine blew up man. You probably just had a bad night
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Iconic?!?! 5 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
Praise sia
Playing with money 1 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
The last one is a big mood
I wish school was like this when I was a kid 22 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
Tells you how useless it kinda is tho
I mean what use is a flammable sword
Go away Bendersnatch Cucumberpatch 2 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
Bathnerdict scrubnsnatch
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Now you need reconstructive surgery for your nose 2 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
Just remember to not sass anyone who could smash your head into a table corner
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You what now? 13 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
oh
I know it's there, and I want it 9 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
Guests are truly a gift from god
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I know it's there, and I want it 9 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
This is wildly specific but very relatable
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Wholesome babysitting 2 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
Aw man that’s cute
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Calculator artist 17 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
Weird I don’t remember deleting, was just the thinking emoji kek
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Calculator artist 17 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
Calculator artist 17 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
The hell do you guys even use in maths?? That ain’t no normal calculator
German troops in WWI referred to the Scottish as "The Ladies From Hell" 2 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
Man I remember horrible histories from when I was in primary school, good times
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These are made with a Bic pen 5 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
You can draw with anything as long as you put your mind to it
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Dentists 9 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
Or yano, just some braces
Judge allows kid to choose dad’s punishment 2 comments
deamon_pastries · 7 years ago
$30 in bacon? Hell yeah