Omygods excellent excuse

What about "Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe" ?

The mother of Hades was Rhea, and she was supposed to be kind, so yeah, I guess she was sweet.

For a second I was confused because nomen means name in Latin and I was like huh???

*you're

I'm lesbian so yeah, I guess that qualifies

Actually markers use ink as well, and that's not good for your skin. I use gel pens, because the gel base doesn't absorb through your skin. Plus, it's colorful! :)
I'm here if anyone wants to talk, okay? Stay strong lovelies! :)

I know that's supposed to be a bun on the grandmas head but it just looks like a flesh lump to me

YES FANDOM POST I LOVE YOU THANK YOU

I was two months premature. I'm just fine.

I thought it was taking a dump for a second.

Horses have rectangular pupils as well

She's been Dorito raped

*ahem* I am lesbian. This does not apply.

"LOL CHEEEEEETOOOOO!!!"

Please please tell me I'm not the only one whose brain immediately hollered NICO DI ANGELO?????

"Pale white".....

Oh, tumblr.

That sounds like a shit ton of fucking. Now, normally, I wouldn't turn that down, but these are all people I'm trying to avoid. So, no thank you.

How do you like Green Day and justin bieber at the same time????

My brother has to eat a gluten-free diet because he can't pay attention when he eats gluten-y things. We think he might be a bit ADD but we don't want to put him on medication because that goes on his medical record, and he won't be allowed to fly for the Air Force if he's on an attention medicine. Besides, he says he can pay attention much better when he's gluten-free, and he gets dizzy when he eats things with gluten. We thought he might be kidding around, so we put him back on it without telling him, and we got a call from his school saying he'd fainted in the middle of class for no reason. So, yeah. End story.