That's when I noticed the blood all over his clothes. "What the fuck happened Joe?" I exclaimed in anger and confusion. Joe just looked at me with frightened eyes, hinted with a tiredness. He ran his hand across his mouth, "Fine, you want to waste precious time arguing?" He shouts, "Your....your family is dead Alex.". As that last syllable fell out of his mouth, my body went numb, and all was quite as his words hit the floor with a dull echo. After a while I regained my senses, or at least I regained anger. "What..." I gave out an angry sob," What happened to them, and.. and why do we have to run?". He looked at me as if I was the one that killed them, then again it doesn't help that I've never shouted at him. "I have no idea what they were Alex. They were just torn apart in front of my eyes. I just met your wife and kid on the street when..." Tears were running down Joe's eyes, "These, these monsters came up and started to tear them apart. I had no idea what to do Alex, so I ran.".

And so i sat there, eating a salad, and blood dripping down the wall. Oh, did i start a bit to far ahead? I'll just start from the beginning. I was actually also eating a salad that day. On that day i thought everything was fine, the sun was shining, birds were singing, and the flowers were blooming. Then my friend, let's call him Joe, came rushing into the house. He was in a panic telling me to pack only my essentials. (Will work on later)

MOMS SPAGHETTI!

It won't kill him if you shoot him In the guts though.

I think the vegan was talking about the fish. Either way i guess it can be viewed that way, but I'm pretty sure the comic is talking about how in modern day that even if they're starving they would refuse food just to (depending on if the person is legitimate) feel superior.

The thing about that gluten stuff is that the majority of "anti-gluten" people are only doing it because it became a trend or they where told it's bad for you even though it's healthy. Now, I'm not saying there aren't people that are allergic to it.

Sadly that doesn't work over the interwebs

I'd have no idea. ...~.~

.......oh, I am just so used to calling them the same

Except you know. .... it's not always breezy and it's not as quick

Or find a character that you want to save but the game won't let you. Or ship a ship that would be possible but won't happen because the game or show isn't going to be continued

sweet, that sounds like it'd be fun to do

WHY WOULD YOU MENTION THAT?!?

hmmm...have yall ever used that for pranks, such as randomly pretending to be one of the others?

Just curious, identical triplets?

Also, if you are being pushed away from gaming because of an employee at Gamestop, I'd recommend getting a decent gaming computer (which is also good for other things) so you can get something like steam and start playing with that. The reason why I am ending up recommending steam is because it has a plethora of genres and even indie games. If you want recommendations of titles just ask me a genre and I can probably recommend something.

I don't know why it happens for you, but my theory for me is that I've been single my whole life.