deathfox393

deathfox393


Life is a garden, and people are the flowers. So choose the flowers carefully for they represent what those people are to you.

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Bookmarks 14 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
*punches violence* how dare you harm a book
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Like how is it even possible to break one? 48 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
I've only broken my collar bone, and that was when i was being birthed
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Smooth like sandpaper. 9 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
They would prefer to spend money on the sports team
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That's just kinky 11 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
Cannibalism.
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And it's nothing extraordinary 10 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
Heck yeah, finally someone agrees with my view on the whole play for fun vs play for attention thing. Several times i got downvoted because they don't believe there where people that played for only attention.
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Adams family logic 12 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
I've lived up north my whole life, the sun actually hurts my eyes and any amount of heat melts me.
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Scary fabulous 11 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
When you've got the ending of the book correct before finishing it half way through
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lets just get it over with 4 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
Everything changed when the fire nation attacked
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Spooning 3 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
The best part about being the big spoon is...... oh wait, I've never had a girlfriend.
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I just got an architect award 28 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
When your otp does shippy things
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Pug hot date 6 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
Ship it
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It would get filled really quick 8 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
*asriel pops out of nowhere*
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Not real money 5 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
You're going to get shot. ...
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So sweet 4 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
... And dis....
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This changes the game 6 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
Well, because cheating is a supreme dick move, you shouldn't have something to worry about.
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Idjits 19 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
So beestiality is okay but apparently lgbq aint.....
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So sick of these unrealistic beauty standards for women 3 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
Ah yes, my perfect girlfriend. Absolutely no torso, and her head is backwards
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Toilet through the years 16 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
I don't know, it just feels weird, almost a tad bit barbaric. Also you don't have to worry about aim, and gives time for leg rest.
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Toilet through the years 16 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
I absolutely hate peeing while standing
Has science gone too far? 18 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
I say we haven't gone far enough
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Toilet through the years 16 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
Why do so many people pee standing up
Use a descriptive and interesting title. 3 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
Them:"Why are you still single"
Me internally: "because i have absolutely terrible social skills, fear rejection, unattractive, and it doesn't help that i keep finding out my crushes are either homosexual or don't identify as a female. "
Me externally: "i guess I'm a tad picky"
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I need this for when I'm able to write again. 9 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
WHERE DO I GET THIS
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Man builds a floating island with 100,000 plastic bottles 7 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
Is he on his way to melancholy hill?
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Sound advice 4 comments
deathfox393 · 7 years ago
I wouldn't want to start a salsa company.
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