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Lion King live action movie 17 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Well, I love disney, and I'm excited to see what disney has come up with. I mean, a cgi simba would be adorable...
The only problem I would have is if they completely ruined it.
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deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Well, first one I got was blubberdick lingerie...
hahahaha love this so much thank you!!!
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Colors 7 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
I bet they had fun putting all that stuff back
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deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Bumtumor Candybutcher?
Spider chart 12 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
On a completely unrelated note, there is a migration of butterflies in australia at the moment
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Where beggars can't be choosers should take place 16 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Once, my family and I went to a vietnamese restaurant and a man with a name tag came up to us and told us his 6 year old son had pneumonia and he was starving. We offered to buy him some food to take home, but he refused, saying he only wanted money...
Later, we saw him in a shop, buying cigarettes.
If he really had a starving boy, he would have used the money to buy food.
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I actually have no words for this kid. Mowing the lawn for a few weeks? That's like toture 31 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Guys, i was joking too when i said magadagsar*... *sighs*
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Some heroes wear rainbow capes 12 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
as a heterosexual girl I can tell you it is majorly annoying when all the hot guys you know are gay :(
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Calm down Satan 54 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Slow down there, Satan
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Forward thinking 3 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
*sighs*
This is the third fake test i've seen today...
I mean, what teacher handwrites a question on to each individual paper and gives one to each student?
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Both fascinating and disturbing at the same time 11 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
that's true, bees aren't blood thirsty or anything because if they sting you, they die, since their organs are attatched to their stings. So unless they think you're trying to kill them, they won't sting you.
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Not having kids 36 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
I have to say that I whole heartedly disagree. I think bringing up a new generation and watching something small grow up and nurturing and loving and caring for it is one of the most humbling and although stressful, rewarding things someone can do. After all, the only reason we exist is to keep the species going.
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The real speed is in the hips 4 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
either there's a duck in the far right man's pants or he's pretty excited about coming first
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It can lead to health problems or a trauma if something leaks in the classroom 27 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
When I was in grade 3, this happened to me. My teacher was in a bad mood, and a few students had already asked to go to the bathroom. When I asked to go, he was that fed up that he told me 'no'. I waited and waited and I was in pain I needed to go so badly. I asked the teacher again and he told me not to waste his time, so I promptly looked at him and peed my pants. Still laugh at that today!
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Cat tries saving his human from “drowning” in the bathtub... so cute! 5 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Awww, when the cat grabbed her arm and tried to pull her out...
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Sintel- sad but beautiful short film 6 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
I got a question:
Did heaps of time actually pass or something? and her hair turned grey? and Therefore scales was an adult?
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Oh Australia 14 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Damn it, Viktor...
*waits to see if anyone gets the reference*
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This would Make a confusing birth certificate 27 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
I'm confused- If the girl decided she was actually a man and started taking testosterone and all those other hormones, wouldn't his body be unable to carry a baby due to the incorrect hormones etc.? Sorry If that doesn't make sense, I'm very confused
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It all makes sense now!!! 6 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
I suppose it's a lot harder to sneakily extract someone's pubes or skin, so people tend to stick to hair
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Tell me you can't hear this 32 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Noooo, You lost your star Silver :(
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Tell me you can't hear this 32 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Yea! The book was great. There are a lot of sneaky things in there that didn't make the movie, like when buttercup realises how hot Westley is etc. Lol
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Student life 9 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Lol, I'm more the person that never studies and Freaks out the night before something is due
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Goals 5 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
That's a very big poster
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You need some ice for that dumble-burn 2 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Same :)
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