The Unkempt Man

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Think about it 11 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
"If you have to yell you've lost the argument" This is what my teacher says before everyone of our debates
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For those classic lovers 21 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
Wolfgang Gartner
Spongebob Breakthrough 10 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
Well Mr. Krabs sells crab cakes ( Krabby Patties)
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Hero baby 11 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
Was all of this Legal, absolutely fucking not
This makes me feel strange 11 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
The Fucking Hand magically shifts sides after dropping the apple
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Too true 12 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
Hey kid, Wanna buy some magic?
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Ice man 17 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
Go Rangers!!!
Break the internet 16 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
like trying to find the square root of negative one in a calculator
True 6 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
With the way apple is going, 5-10 years it will just be smaller.
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Best family costume ever 5 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
they're missing that keyboard thing
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It's one or the other. Not both. Never both. 19 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
There are two types of people
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What do we want? 3 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
What do we want? No more procrastination. And when do we want it? Later
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Locked doorknob 8 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
Shut Up! and take my money
It's not working out 9 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
It's funny because the girlfriend is most likely referring to their relationship not working however he makes it a joke by perceiving what she said as that the fridge was not working
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Killer whale penguin 12 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
Eyes are too mainstream
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Best answer 4 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
this guy is going places
To here 15 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
I think this may also be at kings island. They have the same ride there
When I put off a major assignment 8 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
Two English papers due, one tomorrow and one on Wednesday that I still have to start yet i'm still on FS
We all know someone who would fall for this 22 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
Nice try satan, maybe next time
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oh the desteption! 3 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
Just try to find Kanye 30 comments
definatelynotguest · 10 years ago
wouldve been harder if he was in a pile of douchebags