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Word to your mother 48 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
This whole thread is kinda cringe, Alexa, play Despacito 3 (Minecraft Edition)
Word to your mother 48 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Parents are terrifying if they are absolutists in any regard. Religious absolutism will destroy a child's moral compass, old-fashioned absolutism (AKA homophobia/transphobia etc) will create the next generation of bigots and honestly I think it all comes from an ignorance to other peoples existence that I think needs taught in schools. That ignorance is left on parents who believe boys can't cry, can't play with dolls. Toxic masculinity and toxic femininity are something that are bred into children being told "you shouldn't cry, you're a boy" or "you can't play with army men, you're a girl" and it is why we have such an ego issue in today's society with people displaying thinking like "I need to biggest car, I need to be the strongest." or "I need to be the prettiest" etc. We are all human. Parents need to learn.
No idea how to teach a person empathy, something I would argue is the most important emotion for humans to feel, but I feel it is necessary for humans to develop.
Fight me.
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Vice wasn't enough 10 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Ah didn't realise he got nominated.
Vice wasn't enough 10 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
What does the Freddy Mercury guy have to do with Chrissy Baleily here?
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K99! 12 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
It will be, completely forgot about him.
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K99! 12 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Who's the wide eyed dog above Santiago meant to be?
ummm 26 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Now THAT'S progressive, just deleted a whole gender to make way for the new breed. Good.
This is a light hearted joke, please don't garrote me.
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"Let put one, just one, Sicko Mode in..." 10 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
1. Aren't we all?
2. Don't we all?
3. That's so nice.
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"Let put one, just one, Sicko Mode in..." 10 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
He makes dead people tea
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"Let put one, just one, Sicko Mode in..." 10 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Oh hey its Caduceus
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Any other D and D players on here? 17 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
The dragon rolled a natural 20, uses its legendary lair action to become god and deletes your characters, okay so heres some I prepared for you, just to let you know this is a starfinder cross with pathfinder game hybrid and you have to come up with a 50 page backstory to qualify. So see you all next week?
Any other D and D players on here? 17 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
DM, roll initiative.
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Away on a work trip and a PR girl came to lunch with my colleagues and I. It ended up 16 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Like I said, the original sentence isn't structured properly in anyway. If the structure mattered the whole thing would get reworded, but who cares.
Away on a work trip and a PR girl came to lunch with my colleagues and I. It ended up 16 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
When its reffering to your self and another party for example"My mother and I went to lunch"
"A girl and I went to lunch"
The girl in the title was not the plural the colleagues were thus "The girl came to lunch with my colleagues and I" is the correct, but in general its a really bad way of wording the sentence
Away on a work trip and a PR girl came to lunch with my colleagues and I. It ended up 16 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Wrong, colleagues and I is the correct sentence structure
There goes my hero 2 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
WATCH HIM AS HE CHUGS
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So pure 24 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
How is nail polish not unisex? everyone's nails are the same
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So pure 24 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Being a parent doesnt make you a genius, idiots can fuck too. There is nothing special or beautiful about being a parent, and if you believe because your a parent you have the "right" to basically program a child youre a shite person, a child should be raised with no other agenda other than being a good person
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So pure 24 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
What'll turn him gay is taking a dick up the ass; what'll make him comfortable being who he is, whoever that is, is being taught that its okay to like whatever you like.
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A teenaged Metallica, 1982 5 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
*Also before anyone says Im fully aware of Nick Menzas departure from megadeth and his recent passing last year, just felt that he was a very integral part, showing in RIP and Conjuring*
A teenaged Metallica, 1982 5 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
How dare you dishonour Nick Menza and David Ellefson, and based off Dystopia Kiko Loureiro is a god damn treasure as well
A teenaged Metallica, 1982 5 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
OR A teenage 1/4 of Megadeth
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Great artwork 27 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Too many people not getting the joke makes Fitzy go crazy
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We've got a proper definition on Urban Dictionary now 58 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Ah the dinosaur thing, OG FSers remember that shit...
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Genius level over 9000 4 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
What kinda festival denies alcohol?