She grew up 20 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
boy i bet he wishes he went there instead of maryland.
Life is simple, enjoy 6 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i cannot even imagine how much fatter I'd be if i actually spent most the day doing things that made me happy. i mean, floating in ocean with a beer does burn a COUPLE calories, but still...
Catching a rhino poacher 44 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
lol his face is like on top of a pile of shit. and who wears that sorta outfit to hunt a goddamned rhino?
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Real Procrastination 10 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
I can't be the only one who's first thought was how I'd smack a kid for this shit.
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I'm Glad She Married Him 4 comments
What even is this? Why is this happening?? 15 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
oh yes, someone says this is a trend, then it must be so. because, Asians b crazy.
Tactical reload 6 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
if that was me the metal rod would have ripped the flesh from my thumb...
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Cats teaching a thing 36 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i do not speak a language with dots over the a and i still felt like i should be pronouncing it differently each time. it was daft to change all the a's regardless of language.
My grades...? What grades? 3 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i mean if it was all zzquil it might be bad, but if its a regular dose with wine, i do that shit all the time and I'm not even close to dead.
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Found him 9 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
do you think that dude wears that outfit just on the offchance someone finds him in their pictures later?
My Reaction Exactly 9 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
seriously, its called aging gracefully, is he supposed to be dying his hair and injecting silicon into his face?
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Lol red light 1 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
if you weren't in the way for me to have to speed past you I'd already be at the next red light.
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The amazing dog shows off his awesome tricks 4 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i had a dog who thought treats were bullshit... she didn't have many tricks.
Some of the best ideas ever 17 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i do not want to watch lovable characters grow into an old bitter adult with me :(
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You have to plan ahead 5 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
well theres the thing, the within reason part. i mean its gotta be awfully small before its a problem, but sex is an important part of a relationship, if one of you wants it and the other cannot provide it.... but unless neither party has much sexual desire, if its overly small, and the door isn't open for.. alternative solutions... it will eventually become an issue.
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I hope one day I'll find someone who loves me that much 24 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
that's just the seam in the shirt, some shirts have a seam there to encourage a roundness int eh boobs while coming back in nice and tight on the belly.
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She grew up 20 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
man like 10 years ago i was dating a guy who was way way way into watching this girl on lazy town. i should point out that at that time, we were already full grown adults living outside our parents households.
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Well.. that's awkward.. *moonwalks away* 3 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
my life in a nutshell. wanna talk to you? unable. shy. Know you and know you'd like me to shut up? unable. mouth won't stop moving.
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You want equality? There you go! 47 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
because no one in the history of ever has gone to jail for things they didn't do.
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Sexagintuple vanilla bean mocha frap 17 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
since most of that is espresso shots its not even as bad as it seems from a sugar POV.... I'm not saying its not still excessive, but i bet the carb per ounce is still on par with some popular drinks.
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You want equality? There you go! 47 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
If I were raped and there was a punishment for lying, I would never ever report it, because unless that shits on video, it's hard to prove, and then if you don't prove it, you have to fear being in trouble for reporting it.
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