Jayne M Junemann

deviledapple


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When someone honks 0.0001 seconds after the light turns green 6 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i just stop and act confused. because that's the logical reaction right? a honk is a warning i must stop preparing to go forward and look around to verify all avenues are safe!
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Chemicals 12 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
organic farming uses pesticides too, just the ones that someone decided where organic and chemical free chemicals.
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As an example: 'A girl doesn't shave.' Other girls: "Ewwww!" 19 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
you know it bugs me when people say not shaving things is unhygienic. most of that hair is there for hygiene. i shave but i do it while acknowledging the health risks. you know how common staph infections in arm pits are? tis cuz SHAVING. and your genitals do so much better naturally, provided you take a moment to wash the stuff off. i mean i imagine some strategic trimming might keep it cleaner than all natural, but shaving is not good for it. shaving is one of many health risks we take for vanity. not the other way around.
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Master of romance 8 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i would love a man to microwave me a pizza, esp if he had a bottle of barefoot to go with it...
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Truer words have never been said. 12 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
*happiness tastes like cheese
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Truer words have never been said. 12 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i am also filled with a great deal of happiness.
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I asked them why their Bloody Mary was 14 bucks... They said order it and find out 9 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
this is a reasonable value even without alcohol.
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Magician pulls a card out his ass 4 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i think i just fell in love.
It makes no sense 5 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i feel like somebody put half a thought on this box and didn't realize it... like... "if you want three to four pancakes make this.... if you want 6-8 ADD THIS to that first amount"
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Please use your brain 13 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i have these moments.
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Take all my money 17 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i think it would have to be warm.
Just look at it 8 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
does it shed?
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Each to their own, I guess 20 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
funny, when my dog eats a magnum he just scarfs the whole thing before i can yell "NO DONT DROP THAT ON THE GROUND!"
One sentence sad story 58 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
my four legged soul mate gets me through
Dem b*tches 2 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
... when I'm just talking and instead of countering my level headed comments with an actual statement, a man goes with saying i have an attitude, of course ima loose my shit.
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A duck face I can tolerate 10 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
am suddenly very very concerned about whether geese eat baby ducks...
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I'm like 50% Australian now 11 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
or you could be someone walking around saying cock rash in an american accent...
prettier than me... just kidding 5 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
ditto
#IGotBusted 5 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
... why would you even try sitting on the toilet backwards?
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Me irl 2 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
I also have this sort of relationship with spaghetti.
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Mother and Father 24 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
soooo dads are cool but will probably get you killed?
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It's true and it's sad. 13 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
these things are unrelated no matter how hard you try...
One sentence sad story 58 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
"Met my soul mate. She didn't" my life in six words. other than the she needing to say he.
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And I'm pretty sure the girl would want a husband who finds her attractive as well 13 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
have you seriously never fallen for someone? as you become fond of a person they become physically more attractive to you, like I've dating guys who i thought were gorgeous at the time, but after noting they were slimeballs i also noticed they were fugly.... as well as have found moderately attractive people to be insanely irresistible after they get their strings in my heart. when you love someones personality, physical attraction just happens.
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And I'm pretty sure the girl would want a husband who finds her attractive as well 13 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i have never met a fat girl who feels that cute boys are required to like her. are you confusing "not treat like shit" with "like" ? nor have i seen this large movement of fat girls who do not want other girls to be pretty... i keep hearing about both things like its legit thing, but I'm pretty gosh darn sure that outside of one or two crazy people, its imaginary. I won't pretend that the group of fat people who hate skinny people doesn't exist, but that's just a group of hypocrites who have become bitter after years of being treated like shit and the majority of body love movement folks embrace loving all sizes.
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