Let the games begin 38 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
not only will it NOT be my unhealthy ass, i am rather grateful as i do not care to watch everyone i love die around me.
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When the fighter is hotter than the models 29 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
pretty sure femnazi's are the feminists who hate men. while i would indeed declare myself as having a feminist mentality, i absolutely adore men, they are quite delicious. but gosh thanks for your anonymous opinion :)
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.-. wut 7 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
checked that link. have to admit, i like the zoomed in version better, would hang on wall.
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I am a prude tease b*tch 41 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
^ true. technically you can be a sexist against your own sex. in fact, we see this a lot with women, much to my great disdain.
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When the fighter is hotter than the models 29 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
wish we were not judging her on hotness, even if she is indeed attractive.
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Rough night 7 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i think that would make the pause longer than it really is, maybe typing it "fucking-a man" might communicate better what was meant.
ctrl alt dlt , end task : vision 13 comments
I am a prude tease b*tch 41 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
am pretty sure the point of the post was to point of the absurdity of the expectations that cause men to call women these names.
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Black Spiderman 7 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
and on a serious note, if race isn't integral the character or plausibility of the storyline who cares what race the actor is.
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Black Spiderman 7 comments
Yes. Just, yes. 13 comments
Rough night 7 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
well it would help a LITTLE but its the combination of lack of comma AND the abbrev. of "a" that are really working together to make this post fall apart....
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Bye, Nemo 12 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
auugh considering how bad releasing pets into wild is bad for wild its almost a relief that nemo will likely just get eaten asap.
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I can't be trusted to adult on my own 25 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
thanks. and im prettttyy sure its gotta happen more than once to be tourettes.
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I am a prude tease b*tch 41 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
can't decide if i am interpreting the intent of the post differently than others, or if everyone posting comments dislikes pointing out that a lot ways women are insulted are based on the idea that they are only valued as vessels of sex....
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I want this coca cola glass, so badly 21 comments
Don't you dare move my car 6 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
ah then i misunderstood you. i believe most car owners were contacted, so knew their cars would be in a new spot. you have to register your car to park it there so they have a phone number associated with your tags. the handful of people who got this step wrong just had to figure it out i assume.
I'm really proud of my butt, but the stretch marks just f*ck it up 27 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
this is one of those situations where the fact that "nobody cares" should be the most liberating thing ever. no body cares. we worry so much about our beach bodies and seriously, no body cares. if you are bootylicious, trust me, they dont care that theres stretch marks, they probably dont even see them till you point them out. no body cares. hell the men who are most fond of booty tend to date fat girls who are covered in stretch marks anyways. no body cares about your stretch marks. if other girls start to say something about your stretch marks, rest assured they only noticed them because they already felt threatened by the rest of your body and are hoping to take you down a peg or two, because they already know that your stretch marks are not significant enough to take away from the rest of how fantastic you are.
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decisions, decisions 3 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i never find any answers but there sure is a lot of delish in there if you're willing to do a little work for it...
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Share this with people who watch Fox News 7 comments
I can't be trusted to adult on my own 25 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i was mentally recalling some story where some girl called me a lesbian (*i was dating her ex husband when she did so) while working and shouted out lesbians in a random place in the middle of a virtually prerecorded schpeel... mega awkwardness. (how the hell do you spell schpeel? schpiel?)
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I can't be trusted to adult on my own 25 comments
Fat... 2 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
fat *is* awesome. just saying. feel free to commence your concern trolling though :)
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I'm really proud of my butt, but the stretch marks just f*ck it up 27 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
not to mention tis normally gunna be covered by clothing, and honestly if anyone gets lucky enough to unwrap it, they arent gunna give a shit about the stretch marks. i think women worry more about their own stretch marks than anyone else does.
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