I was gonna but then netflix and pizza happened 1 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
and then theres all the netflix and pizza that never resulted in a finished movie...
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Priorities 15 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
... am i crazy or is his picture a picture of a phone with the picture on it? (that is now super meta since we have a screenshot of it off another phone)
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Sunrises on the opposite sides of the world 4 comments
It just wants to be left alone 4 comments
Celebrities reading mean tweets about themselves 14 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
thats exactly what i came here to say. i chortled pretty hard when the message ended up being just that.
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Story of my freaking life 7 comments
Apparently I "ruined" 15 hats but if you ask me, they look better 13 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
the thing with hats is people want them with the stickers on, if thats important to you than removing the sticker ruins it. i dont really care for the stickers thing, but the simple fact is the people who do, the hat is ruined to them when its removed.
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The Paradox of Our Age 4 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
we have more healthiness, just different communication, the concept of quality has simply refocused from thigns like craftmansship to things like electronics, digestion is unchanged?!?! acting like character of ppl has changed is silly, relationships are better than before honestly this is such a red herring, men used to own women now we are all together out of love and choice! stop feeling empty when life is fuller than ever, knowledge is at your fingertips, the world is at your fingertips, you change the world with your fingers! life is fuller than ever stop this nonsense.
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Hairdryer from 1981 3 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i'd be timid to turn it on at first, lookin pretty real to point at head
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P*rn: 1 Women's magazines: 0 13 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
porn is honestly the proof that thin is not really such a majorities cup of tea as we think it is,
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this is actually extremely accurate 35 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
this is the thing, i dont think the girls in pic are 14, but 14 is def old enough to start thinking and dressing, and young enough if you are having issues with smartness about other people that parents should interfere, so making assumption that women/girls at 14 wearing these clothes are not idiots, and can put off a man hitting on them. men bothering women is not a valid reason to hate on girls/women wearing clothing! that is the mans fault if he is bothering a girl! treating girls like hussies because men flirt with them is absurd. clothing and makeup is about how it makes us feel, not how it effects men. i mean i have a boyfriend and have no interest in other men, and even going to a female friends house i will put on make up and attractive cllothing... because its about me! and what they wear is about them. age and mens reactions are not valid reasons to come down on it.
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How to make an even more awesome cake 12 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i legit do this all the time, except the add an egg part, but theres no way that would ruin anything, not sure what the overall effect would be but no way it would ruin anything.
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its still expensive af though 43 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
seriously of all the opinionated shit on here, this is the mildest friendliest least offensive and all around well intentioned
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Evolving 8 comments
Instructions on how to kiss girl from the year 1911 6 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
the 50 sighs are signaling your intent and giving her ample opportunity to shut it down. its not like you are pinning her against the wall to do it. its a very different sort of not asking permission.
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When kids clean their room 16 comments
There is treatment 16 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
you forget like and share this pic of a suffering child removed from true context to pray for them
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words of wisdom 17 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
for some people i think high school does end up being the best years, but for most people school sucks adulthood sucks, we want the innocence and freedom of being children with the finances and knowledge of adulthood. fingers crossed for retirement.
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