Now I Want Cookies 23 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
thats... pretty much what frosting is...
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The World's Economy Explained With Just Two Cows 18 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i think it starts out legit.... i mean ive seen the first part of this before... but i do think the first few are a boiled down version of the gov't structures they represent....
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Things You Didn't Know 7 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
yes. very much so. do you need my black delicious boyfriend, where neither of us do any drugs, to testify as to this?
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I wasn't about to get a speeding ticket just so she could drive faster 18 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i was refering to more of a straight away "we are going straight and its green"
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When everyone is telling stories of what they did over the summer 2 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i worked. but with three day weekends cuz fuck you monday to friday losers.
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What not to do in 15 countries 73 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
America: fucking forget about it we hate everyone including ourselves.
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I wasn't about to get a speeding ticket just so she could drive faster 18 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
am pretty sure in most cases these laws are written more along the lines that in loose traffic you can only use far left for passing, not that a speeder can go ahead and a law abider gets ticket.
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Scammers play Skyrim 4 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
seeee i just said a few posts ago that most those sexy girls on tinder who seem to want to just put out are just men pretending.
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What not to do in 15 countries 73 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
lol "don't invite someone to your home" either you are a visitor so can't, or you live there, in which case it is your business.
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hum hallelujah 25 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
yeah ditto im talking about trying in the matter of months, this stuff scares me more than ever. i know technically i get what i get, but i want a girl (if not both) and i dont want this shit to be part of her future.
Now I Want Cookies 23 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
these are not the best but they are still good, def not the worst cookie out there.... few cookies are bad to begin with, these are still desirable.
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A Danish ice-cream cone 22 comments
I wasn't about to get a speeding ticket just so she could drive faster 18 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
this is exaclty the right reaction. like, if i am at a light and someone beeps after i start moving to gas, i switch to break cuz OMG YOU BEEPED I THOUGHT MY LIFE WAS IN DANGER SO I STOPPED
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hum hallelujah 25 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
all i can do is hope that by the time i have kids and one is wearing a bra that this shit stops, otherwise i will be using all my time to fight this nonsense. soooo lets fix in the next 12-about years kthx.
is anything real?! 27 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
so, most people will swear on anything that these books were called berenstien bears. it turns out they are called berenstain bears. the rest is just reasons why people are confused about the name.
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hum hallelujah 25 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i don't know but i know when i have a kid it sounds like i will be going toe to toe with some schools over it because i make no effort to hide straps - i try to mask main bra if possible, but if i cant, i cant. and i think projecting such things onto kids as requirements to stop boys from drooling is insane.... when kids start getting hormones eeveryyyythinnnggg makes them drool hiding girls wont fix it and its putting blame in wrong place.
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hum hallelujah 25 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
srsly you can see underwear through sooooo much its silly to be concerned about it, if men had to wear topwear it would show through most if their shirts too, its just part of life. i wear undies for hygiene who cares if you can see it. HOW DARE MY ATTEMPT TO KEEP MY FLUIDS CONTAINED BE VISIBLE get a life.
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Good try 3 comments
jaime foxx predivted the future 10 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
^ this is part of why we should chill with all famous people hate. infact theres a few points here i applaud.
Unnecessary things that you want to buy 18 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
that ones more like a couch. which really sort of need sheets but you aren't really intended to sleeep on it its just making the room more cozy, or making it into a sex den. you would steam clean it like a couch if the need arose.
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