Jayne M Junemann

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"A very emotional pomegranate" 13 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i dont mind the commercials too much i get why they are there, but i do think some consideration for length of video should be there, like if i wanna watch a 15 second video and theres an ad first i will probably just close it.
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i do now 2 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
this man is very unfortunate. he probably has no idea, unless he knows the guy who took the photo.
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Couldn't agree more 13 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
god i love that people on this site say the things about poop that my friends give me funny looks for saying.
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Poor wookums 5 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
while this is fricken hilarious, that cone is not the right size for that poor cat and i hope its more of a gag photo
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Omg my friend does the little violin thing to me ALL the time 14 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
.. you cannot force attraction. it just IS. i've tried to date a couple men who were, on paper, right for me, but i didn't feel interest for, because "they are great guys i should like them" and it did not go well, it just made me go from disinterest to dislike
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Happy Lizard 14 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
this site could use more happy lizards
help help !!!!!! 33 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
if THIS is the reason you think kids should have not unisex names, i think your opinions are all invalid.
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When the beat drops 4 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
OH MY GOD WHY WONT THE TURTLE JUST PLAY ALREADY
Terror of Tahiti 11 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
okay am i really the only one who saw the floaties/boeys/whatever that look just like boobies?
It's really uncomfortable 15 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i wish i would have scrolled down before making my comment, i did not know there was an actual word for this. this is how i make victorias secret bra's fit me when they have their clearance sale.
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It's really uncomfortable 15 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
yeah this is sorta what i was gunna point out, adding girth to the band can make the cup size be smaller, and adding cup size can make a reduced band size less relevant. i'm on a line where it starts to get harder to find the right bra size in normal stores, and if i go up to a DD i can tolerate a smaller band, whereas if a the band is big they sit alright in a C. plus they sell little inserts you can easily make yourself, i use one to even mine out because they are not quite the same size and in some bras its noticable (at least to me), but if you are a half size you can toss them into both boobs to fill the cup right.
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What if 52 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
holy fuck with the being literal. not the idea that every single person has potential but the notion that theres this ONE INDIVIDUAL WITH THE ACTUAL INTELLIGENCE AND DRIVE AND THINKING PROCESSS where if education was possible they WOULD be the one who did. jesus its so fucking clear that it does not mean every damn kid has the "potential" cuz we all know damn well, just upon meeting them, some kids have a chance to do great things and some don't. plus you dont even have to be a genius to be the one who does something, jsut gotta be good at THAT ONE THING.
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Always good to know your rights, it's also good to have a few of these with you 16 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
the thing is they do not have to read you your miranda rights, that's just for questioning, so if they don't say it they cannot hold what you say against you, it does not invalidate the arrest. plus if they DON'T arrest you then they can TOTALLY use what you say against you and apparently this is a common practice. and there are still exceptions where they can use what you say even without the warning.
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Always good to know your rights, it's also good to have a few of these with you 16 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
the problem can be unions too, i am certainly not a cop, but i see our unions going crazy to protect workers who deserve to be fired on many occasions. sometimes just reading the unions braggy newsletters about who they got jobs back for, i read the story, and its obvious what really happened, and now that person is back on the work force, continuing to give the rest of me and my already hated a coworkers a bad name.
When Something's Fishy 8 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
but.. but.. is it a furry if its not furry? i mean its like 100% obvious this outfit can only be sexual stuff but still...
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What if 52 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
im totally doing this instead of reading my book for class. this is like the only reasonable logical true comment here.
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What if 52 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
these people believe that doctors hate humans and would rather let them suffer and die just to pad their pockets :(
What if 52 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
the number of people taking this literally and not understanding that its figurative and referring to the potential is hurting my brain.
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What if 52 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
what if its in the mind of a child who was not even created because your selfish ass used a condom? or because your lazy prude ass didnt spread your legs? be real. even if we forced women to have the babies they aborted, odds are that child would have stood no chance at a decent life.
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What if 52 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
except the cute will be developed by a group and whoever is highest in education and social status will claim all credit even if little scientist with her 300k of student debt is the only reason the cure was found.
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It's amazing we even survived for hundreds of thousands of years before this 8 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i'll buy lazier, but not dumber, i mean we can be dumber at specific tasks, but that is because we have learned to do other things instead.
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Double standards 40 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
how does being naked = having sex? i just think making garments that arent really hiding anything obligatory to wear is stupid. like, i don't think people need to go into the airport naked, but i think anyplace where a bathing suit is acceptable nude is fine too. certainly, you shouldn't sit on something indoor and public nude, although from the marks i've seen the barriers already in place arent really keeping it clean. i think the whole world would healthier about bodies AND sex if we stopped treating sexual body parts and gross and needing to be hidden. i do think if you are in a place where it would be weird to be in a bathing suit, then thats a place where you need to wear clothing, and i imagine in a nude friendly society, carrying along bottoms for sitting in places would become customary, esp among females, just as while i tend to be nude in my own home, either i wear bottoms on the furniture, or i have a blanket especially intended for sitting on.
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When life gives you hail 16 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
industry heavy places absorb the chemicals with the water, and it comes down in the rain. i lived in a big paper mill city, and the next city over, where the rain came down at, always had a very strong unpleasant odor when it rained or was about to.
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True that 8 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i have looked for an off switch, oh how i have looked, he does not have one. at least hes broken in a permanently happy i-love-everyone-and-everything sort of way.
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Go to the back of the line 13 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
oh this makes my head hurt. there are so many reasons to hate kanye but using the fact that his wife is in a sex tape (and for fucks sake thats not a porn star) and treating that as a reason to judge either of them is just... auughhh. hes a dick! that is the ok reason to dislike him, and totally valid and the real reason anyways! this is like when people post shit saying we can't have Hilary cuz she can't keep her husband satisfied. theres better fucking reasons people
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