Jayne M Junemann

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How to respond to bigotry 22 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
if you go find teh actual article, they intend to live together unmarried, but the law there requires you to live apart like 6 months first sooo they get denied
I hate public school systems nowadays. 14 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yeah its too intricate for first a kid to repeat and then for someone overhearing to repeat
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a good reason to not wear deodorant. 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
.. have you not heard of pheromones?
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A dance in motion 8 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
god i hope her eyes are closed tight.
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Smooth man line 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
honestly its hard to make a proper meal in a single person portions, i live alone and unless i am eating a can of raviolis everything i make i get to eat at least twice, so it would be extra work for each person to do it themselves. let whomever has the desire make the days dinner.
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I will take you to hell 3 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
pretty sure that dating satan is the safest thing ever.... who the hell is gunna get at you through satan? and when you go to hell, is he gunna let his girlfriend suffer? psshh as if.
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Day 306 of your daily dose of cute: I've officially lost my mind 14 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
perfect picture for a morning where i am up early to go to repticon :)
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Smooth man line 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
it tends to be merged a lot in places, the center counter for kitchen having chairs on the other side. i dont really have a dining room, but thats because my place is designed without space for one...
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Burglary fail 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
for real tho
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you will never get sticked in mail 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i had to google this because i was under the impression she was unmarried since there was no "king"
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Transparent canoe to observe whatever's underneath you 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
how to have an anxiety attack
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Genius self-sanitizing door handle for toilet 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
seriousllyyy. i think it should be illegal to not provide paper towels if there is a door handle you have to touch. I'm pretty chill about germs in other areas, but in the bathroom you know the germs are there for sure and fresh and wet
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yes 8 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
mermaid, bears, whatever.
But I love it 25 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
we only want the things we cannot have :)
Drink coke 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i really like coca cola so am disappointed in this shady move, its one thing support moderation combined with exercise, but they are moving a bit too far to pretending like its not a problem to consume a lot of non water beverages. i mean, since finding out i was prediabetic, the only change i have really stuck to is cutting down my soda to one a day, and my numbers have improved.
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This is how all hiring should be done 25 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
it all really depends on what the original number was, it does not tell us starting or ending number, or even the time period. so if it was 1 in 100 now its 3 in 100, if it was 15 in 100 now its 45 in 100. it does drive home the fact that while the percent is impressive it does not tell us if they are close to equality, or give us enough to know if its really an improvement, because going from 1 to 3 is small enough to be a statistical anomaly, whereas 15 to 45 is a definite change.
But I love it 25 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i also cannot get my hair to hold a curl. when i first shake out a bun and see those marvelous waves its glorious, but i can't even get it to last long enough to get out the door for someone to see.
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yes 8 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
ME TOO. you'd think all that swimming would have kept me lean and healthier....
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scary 11 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
extra fitting since i think everyone one of us who've been able to play on one of things has also almost died on one.
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M trying to handle life 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
ahh this feel likes my entire early 20's. i cried in a corner one of my first years on my own when the dog got the hamburger meat xmas day and everyone was closed and i couldnt make meatballs, the one thing i really wanted to have that i used to have at home.
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Checkmate darwin 35 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
when you challenge accepted fact the onus is on you, evolution evidence is everywhere it is not on anyone else to provide you the links. when you challenge accepted fact you must provide YOUR evidence, if i were to claim seeds did not make plants, it is not your job to show me they do, you have been presented evidence of evolution your whole life, it is up to you to explain why the evidence is wrong not demand to see the proof again.
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Did u know? 18 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
its easy to get turned around when changing dollars into cents and wholes into percents... esp when something is churning in your brain, like the impossibility of this system of medical emergency = bankruptcy.
But I love it 25 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
this is missing the one where you have to cut the hair off the vacuum roller every time you use it.
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Meeting morgan freeman 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
its like how now songs come out with dances, this was an old popular song that involved playing with your friends names. once upon a time this was a pop hit.
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*hushed tone* Papa France, please... 32 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
... that momma
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