that cat LOOKS like it would run the streets

its cute when the rest of the world thinks it matters

this kinda shit is why i switched to tinder. harder to find someone who wants to do more than hookup, but at least the only people who can message you are ones you expressed interest in.

i'd accept the cake as the consolation prize for no baby every period..

i would really like to know what happens here. as in like, via a video.

why do religious people think that there being nothing becoming something is less realistic than a god that just always was?

... people who work in food chains do not have the actual recipes for making anything. unless the recipe is "one packet of the "sweet" sauce, mixed with a power mixer with one jug of water" if its a big chain and the recipe is a big deal, the portions wont even be made in the same location, just in case big head honchos get pissed and try to do this shit.

thanks to animal pun memes this word is officially and forever irrelephant in my vocabulary.

"no picnicking" thats like literally.. banning eating in the vicinity...

all i see is how many ways i would manage to injure myself

they just.. they just kept getting better...

i got to pet one of these at an aquarium once... it wasnt even in a cage meant for petting, but it came up to a weird corner just to get people to pet it... (there was a room with small animals inside the aquarium building)

silly me i waited till he was outta the house to be nosey

looks like plump overinjected lips to me