That works too, I guess 3 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
its like.. so much cheaper to buy disposable stuff than to waste all that foil..
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Best way to one-up deliciousness 17 comments
It's not her fault she's not into you 24 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
the issue is hit it and pretend you wanna date when you just wanna keep hitting it. just sex is fine unless you are pretending to be wanting more.
It's not her fault she's not into you 24 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i think guest made the point HORRIBLY but if you are not letting go of this guy something is going wrong on your end its not healthy
They should 18 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
isnt this sort of the.. opposite... of the normal tumblr stuff? i mean it seems most the insane titles and elaborate words for a slightly different taste in sexual preferences are from tumlr and this post is saying... "just have sex with who you want" and stop worrying about this classification nonsense. at least thats how i read it.
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This is why I love Greek mythology 25 comments
Oh shit 7 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
man if anyone ever breaks up with me in a restaurant, ill make them regret that shit, text break ups are shitty but way less shitty than doin it in public.
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Equality 11 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
someday we will be equal enough as a society that you can complain about people being too sexual, whether they are straight or gay, without your motives being questioned!
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Bar booths in Australia 5 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
no i think most people will grasp that this is *one bar* and it happens to be in the county mentioned, while a country full of this whimsy would be amazzzzinnggg we all get that its a here and there sort of deal i think
Well, at least you get something 10 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i used to have a phone with a screen shaped like that. but yeah. most text screen shots are faked and a joke. its best to treat them like an ad featuring people acting something out... laugh cuz its funny but do not take it as literally people having this talk.
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Sofia Vergara as a teen 13 comments
Let it noot 5 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
so, i am totally familir wth this penguin through memes.. but what is he FROM?
Funny how quickly this turned around, perspective is everything 3 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i mean, we are conditioned to think we have to start families at 20, but this modern age its way too fast, its good to spend a few years learning life on your own before incorporating a spouse and kids
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He was right! 36 oz of fun 6 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
yeah i thought it was gunna be some weird cookie dough joke as i scrolled cuz it looked sooomuch like cookie dough
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Some people are so insensitive 13 comments
Sofia Vergara as a teen 13 comments
Yor Speling Mattrs 9 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i feel like this point would be better proven with the second being "how can you"
The sweetest friendship in existence 5 comments
Seriously though. I don't think I've ever met anyone who likes pumpkin spice lattes. 23 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
you know i just now realized i never actually had a starbucks pumpkin spice latte, because iw as about to defend them because i love most pumpkin/pumpkin spiced things i try during this time of year but then i tried to recall how theirs tasted.. if i go sbux in the fall, i get a mocha eggnog latte. mmmm
I hate seeing relationships like this. :/ 18 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
sometimes i think people say their SO wont let them do things, simply because they do not want to do them but want to pretend like coming over for your dogs birthday party sounded SO cool
Arj Barker has to be one of my favorite Comedians 6 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
but.. it DOES cost money to save money... you gotta oour a lot of money into resources to update them to max efficency, and changing and overhauling a system is expensive...
Tiny lil scorpion 15 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
snakes are also not more venomous when babies. neither is more venomous as babies. the line about them lacking the ability to control dose of venom has been studied and thus far no truth has been found.
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