this. thisthisthis.

while i hate ice there are definite times where i crave a fountain coke very specifically over canned.

yeah exactly... everybody pretends they loved the dead, online and off.

^ this is so true. (trust me i'm a fat chick)

as if i give him a chance to masterbate...

yeah but knowing a little about your car will help you not treat it like shit.. and it will help you know whether that person you brought it to is a shit telling you shit or not, like just last month when i took it to pep boys they tried to take me for a ride, to the tune of $1200, but since i know a tiny bit about my car and how the basics work i knew they were full of shit and got the appropriate parts of my brakes fixed for about $300

put a bow near it.

the time i spent wondering if i was drunker than i thought before i understood that it was edited and the you're was corrected.

holy shit i remember that index card nonsense. i've done one paper in one of the couple of college courses i've been taking (super late in life mind you) and that was not even remotely done. i dont think he really even gave a hoot as long as we tried to cite though...

i miss this show so much. pls come to netflix little show :(

but then i am also super cheap so i try really hard to learn basic things, like about my car and household issues and everything, because seriously wtf the prices they charge to do things you can do in 10 minutes is robbery and even now that i make a decent living it'll be a cold day in hell before i pay someone $15 to plug a nail hole in my tire.

i mean, when i was a teen, to earn a merit badge we had a little course on oil changes and changing a tire, but that was my only exposure outside of just... hearing people talk and seeing signs that taught me that "rotating tires" was one of those things you needed to do to your car... and tyler, i am going to try really really hard not to judge you for that statement. if you ever do that, just know the fat girl with a big bun staring at you like you got two heads in the parking lot, is me.

gosh no reason other than arbitrary reasons relating to sex organs, its never a big deal with someone from a group that has had to fight for equality and recognition achieves a "first x to do x" status. honestly i don't even know why I'm answering you, because you know damn well why a woman would want a female to become president, and you're only asking to try to making this some trolling "anti-femnazi" topic.

^ that. or "who pussy is this?"

the thing is, if most people say it, thinking and intending they are equating people to female genitalia, then that's the meaning. the desire and intent create more meaning than the actual words in any dialog, its why even online we attempt to formulate ways of communicating tone because how we mean what we say matters significantly more than what the dictionary says words means.

*sigh*