Jayne M Junemann

deviledapple


— Jayne M Junemann Report User
Unlimited supply, limited access 69 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i really don't think anyone who does not want a baby REFUSES to use protection. sometimes theres issues like controlling men trying to force women to have a baby to keep them attached, sometimes people are convinced pulling out works, some people are confused about the rhythm method, i can't tell you how many times in my past i have spent a few weeks terrified till i had my period because of some stupid shit that happened, and i use both hormonal birth control AND condoms when i do not want a baby.
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Unlimited supply, limited access 69 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
... the pill is not infallible, rubbers rip, sometimes shit just happens. other things can occur too, like some people do not know that some antibiotics interfere with the pill and the doctors tend to assume you know (i know people with kids for this exact reason),
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A common example of a good father 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
me when i have kids.
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Respect must be gained, and affection has to be deserved 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
respect is one of those things that is earned, but should be given to anyone until they prove themselves unworthy, but love is a bit more unconditional... i think you can love and hate someone, although i belong to the mindset that everyone should love oneanother... like, you can despise someone and not want to talk or be around them, but should still feel bad for them if terrible things befall them, and care. so you know, love your family, respect the ones who deserve it.
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Here's Your New Cat Name 38 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
how bad is it i have to say my whole phone number in my head to figure out the last digit?
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The right flea shampoo 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yeah actually i am pretty sure you can't use most flea things on critters under 6 months.. still the natural stuff is wholey unregulated and typically either nothing, or poison. just bath the kitteh regularly if its having fleas, soapy suds and water drowns fleas and will at least control the problem until you can put it on medication.
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Yes, it will get you drunk 20 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
the price on real, pure vanilla, is prohibitive to kids actually trying to get drunk on it so i can't imagine anyone bothering to restrict it. plus try drinking some rofl. its only delicious when diluted in your food.
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To every science teacher I've ever had 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
in the US grade school teachers are employed by local gov't but not nearly so hard to terminate, its tenured college+ teachers that end up with a similar situation, although i think they typically attempt to only tenure good professors.
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White deer do occur naturally in the wild. They are quite elusive 19 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
the appearance of the shape though, because areas that would be brown or black are now white, it makes it LOOK different shaped than a normal eye
Any thoughts on this halloween makeup? 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
initially it just looks like glue holding on a fake mask and cheapens the fact its not even a mask its beautiful face paint.
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She took the title of this book way too seriously... 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
if anything this entire incident should draw attention that 100% black heritage = considered black. 100% white heritage = considered white. 50/50 = black. 90/10 = black. sortaaaaa fucked up. if we stopped being insane she would have been considered white even if she DID have some black heritage as she claimed. or in an even better world, no one gives a fuck.
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I am a female and I can 100% confirm that "D." is the correct answer. 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
unless you have xray vision this is not how you determine on a day to day basis who is male and female anyways.
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Me when my mom comes in my room without knocking: 8 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
the alcohol is likely real....
This is just cruel. 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
but given the nature of USB how would you ever even notice?
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Any thoughts on this halloween makeup? 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i too was wondering about that line
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White deer do occur naturally in the wild. They are quite elusive 19 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
the lack of pigment in the coat will also change the eyes appearances.
How to wood 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i think its cute that you don't put your feet on the dinner table.
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Reading music 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
bits of that sounded like super mario.
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Unlimited supply, limited access 69 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
only because there is a limited supply. if lungs and livers were mass produced we would give them to everyone.
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How to wood 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yeah till you put your feet on it too many times and the movement+weight causes that weak spot to break
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Khal Drogo's workout routine 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
maybe if your spouse is someone you know wouldn't chuckle at it, sure, but i think if you're in a good relationship you both see the humor.
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Real talk 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
literally what i am up to.
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How ironic 52 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
but thats just the major athletes... so many people are athletes just for the fun of the game.. and there are so many doctors who DO make a ton of money doing it, sure more SUPER rich athletes than dr's but i bet it more than evens out.
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Tada. No more Watermark. You happy now? 39 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i for one am super content being a shitty useless person.
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Smart kid 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i felt like the doctor by giving religious directions to the child is the one overstepping his "respecting people and their religions" lines here...
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