i am having a really hard time controlling myself with you pie hating nutbags grouping up.

all pie deserves your love. *coughalsoyoujustneverhadMYpumpkinpiecough*

.... i fail to see where anyone says doctors should work for free or cheap.

the short ones can be super amazing too, i'm just saying, i love my short boyfriend to bits, even if its super hard to kiss him when im in heels.

did you stop farting so much?

it looks liek a kitchen so theres probably a wall or something behind the photographer

yeah and frequently people who booked and paid for a flight don't get on because of the overbooking policy, which is really a treat when its the international flights, which also don't go out 2-5 times a day like the ones to say, Atlanta or Chicago do. really adds some delight to the already stressful nature of season.

damn it never occurred to me to find phone covers that matched my halloween outfits to make it seem less odd...

how exactly do you look at the camera lens in a mirror selfie?

i think its a thing when you jailbreak a phone you can put a pic of your choosing there

who knows since "bears" also a lovable thing in the gay community i have a hard time believing that theres some harsher standards for being thin...

thats such a great idea if you know you are going to the store *before* work.. if i know i am going before i leave i just grab the damn list. i don't do well keeping lists on the phone, when i am in the kitchen its wet greasy flour everywhere messy so m phone is not in there so i tend just jot things on the list that way.

the list is on the fridge, i cannot be the only person who realizes they need something NOW while at work so get it on the way home and try to remember what the list says, get home, look at list and goes #%^$#@ how did i forget i needed that too?

i don't know where you got your % but i call nonsense. a fast google search got me numbers like 91% and 94% which sounds much more like what i see on a daily basis.