Jayne M Junemann

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Here's How To Do Pastry Right 11 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i think its puff pastry, at least thats what im going to buy to try a couple of these lol
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I've discovered how I'll die 16 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i just need to know.. for science.. reasons..
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The scariest thing in the world: The flying scorpion 15 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
okay i just looked this thing up, its real, but thats not a stinger its the genitals and its a male. so, good news/bad news.
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I've discovered how I'll die 16 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
... so what restaurant sells this?
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Damn vegans 30 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i think suffocation is more panic than pain...
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Liquid cakes are a thing now 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
oh. my. god.
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haha 24 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yeah people ask you if you're tired and hint around at you being hung over if you go to work without eyeliner.
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Damn vegans 30 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
thats why its sad, the flu ruined the cycle of life that creates the cycle of nugget,
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Nightmare in a Cup 21 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
at first i just NE's bu then i read it again and it turned into a chuckle and then as i imagined that shit i began to boisterously laugh out loud...
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Crouching tiger, disguised snake 2 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
holy shit thats cute. i wonder i if i can dig up any old photos of my old iguana in his santa suit.
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When your tattoo artist is smarter than you as a nerd 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yeah but theres a serious lack of sparkling.
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I love Chipotle 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
"i like chipotle" yeah thats not what hes liking.
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"Spaghetto" sounds like an urban place where a tough noodle grew up 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i spent a minute trying to figure out what the black dots where covering up before i realized not only where they not on top of the text they were in the freaking spaghetti picture.
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This building in Dresden, Germany plays music when it rains 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
this was my thought.
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Be alert 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
most foods with a lot of dye does that, captain crunch oops all berries makes mine green too.
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Me too, Dan 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
as an american i fawn over people with sexy accents and americans don't really have accents so much (well not good ones i suppose)
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Nutella donut milkshake 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
so does that mean there is a donut under that mess? (and is it glazed?)
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Too weird? 16 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
my imagination could never make people act so absurd so i know this world is real.
Good guy Amish 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
that was actually a nice interesting read with a good amount of information.
Making new friends can be hard 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
wtf is that a miniature husky?
Well? Insert title for self. 54 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
when that started with "feminism can be compared to islam" i expected it to go in a completely different direction. glad i kept treading before i sighed.
You can just see the pain and temptation in his eyes 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i think the bones in its mouth push the lips out and make the head look narrow because you think the snout is wider than it is, but look at the musculature on the leg you can see, its very pitty
When you see it 18 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
and here i thought it was the fact only tthe one dude didnt have glassses
I need to stop speaking English ASAP 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
its almost like fat and alcohol are just one of many factors that cause a person to be unhealthy, almost like if you eat a lot of fat and drink but do OTHER things right your risk is still minimized!
Back to the Future 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
*twich*
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