Jayne M Junemann

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What happened in 2015? 35 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
soooo every other one will have strange art. so the next one will probably be fine again.
55... 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
55 daily birthdays, feel like he lived to 55... so hes gunna die in less than 55 days.
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This law should be implemented everywhere 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
does it apply if a toilet will not flush? i've had this occur before in a public place...
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Damn vegans 30 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
*vegans who push their position on people and don't fact check shouldnt talk. the ones who act like normal people and just don't eat animal products are fine to blather on.
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Dark title for dark humor 25 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i've not bothered to learn the finer points beyond how it applied to me although i suppose being as its federal law i can see how a company could still fire you even if its legal locally
Here's How To Do Pastry Right 11 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
most likely cream cheese, or some mix of cream cheese/sugar
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Nutella donut milkshake 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
*makes sign of cross*
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Dark title for dark humor 25 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
ah but theres where it gets messy, its illegal at a federal level so even if you live in those states and have a federal job you can still be fired for failing a drug test for pot! and of course it was intended to jolt you awake
Dark title for dark humor 25 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
tsk i'm federal you'll only get legal substances from me.
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I love Chipotle 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i feel strongly that if the person did not have a dick that would have worked its way into the conversation.
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Tis The Season....For some new lotion perhaps? 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
they kinda get in front of you a lot at the mall near me. its after those sorts of incidents that i do not go back for a long time.
Liquid cakes are a thing now 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
those words look very nice next to each other.
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Dark title for dark humor 25 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
*passes stoner an expresso brownie*
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The unassigned assigned seat 3 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
this is how i feel about my breakroom chair. and every shift bid someone managed to get there earlier than me on day one and try to claim it even tho its been my seat for like 5years.
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Here's my rant about the weight subject. 26 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i think this is where people get lost.. they think the pro fat movement is pro getting and staying fat, its really pro being happy with yourself no matter where you are at. its OK to feel good about yourself even when you are not as successful at a good body weight as other people, but since its the one aspect of your life any stranger can tell how you do just by looking at you we go bananas over it, and frankly worrying as much as we do about our appearance is a large part of what creates the vicious cycle that makes it hard to stop being fat in the first place.
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Here's my rant about the weight subject. 26 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
if your doctor discusses your weight with you in a way that feels like shaming you need a new doctor.
Seriously...Why the clarification? 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
... that means fastest man now, but not ever.. so kinda yes, they are not excluding the possibility that a dead man was faster, but like, when he was alive.
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nice try Cathy! 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
too bad about the smell though. i do enjoy the ridiculous ferret photos on my facebook, but damn their poop is the worst so not in my house.
not so new video, but the topic always recent 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
thats not even half as bad as half the messages i've gotten on dating sites.
Nailed it 3 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
and check out that booty.
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Dark title for dark humor 25 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
since the problem is "being there" then right/wrong is irrelevant, getting caught is.
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Know the struggle! Feel the struggle too 11 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
.....no.
Dad joke survivors 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i never was so aware of how many dad joke i tell before coming on this site.
Tis The Season....For some new lotion perhaps? 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
it boggles my mind that malls actually allow such aggressive people to sell shit, i cannot be the only person who doesn't go to the mall for weeks after having one of these people ram their product down my throat. sometimes i wear nail polish just to avoid the people selling those nail sponge kit things.
Liquid cakes are a thing now 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
it looks puffier and airier than cheesecake, mousse sounds more right to me
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