Jayne M Junemann

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i'm crying, omg... 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i love how its like, terrifying fan art, but its legit
I've found the true god! 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
because hes got aspergers and doesnt like to be touched
The rain and the cold, I just love it! 22 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
holy crap an unpopular opinion notpenguin that actually didnt annoy me.
Winter is loading... Please wait 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
if it snowed in florida this is what it would look like.
Upvote this post in 500 seconds or less 23 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i knew i liked something about you *strokes weird al portrait kept hidden under the bed*
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This is what happens inside all women once a month 20 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
inside all *women of reproductive age who are capable *most months.
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This is what happens inside all women once a month 20 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
even if you wanna argue the legitimacy of changing gender, a name change is a name change and we have no laws or rules designating names as belonging to any gender so just call her fucking caitlyn without the damned quote marks.
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Like if you want a thigh gap like this <3 27 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i think the pelvis part is right, but am pretty sure the vaginal opening size operates independently of how big it is inside there, kinda like how tiny men can have big members.
Probably one of the best jokes in film history 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i mean did you even watch the end?
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How did people survive car trips before internet 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
and onstar and satellite radio. because if you have build in wifi you definitely have those things too.
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Britney Spears invented anime 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
*tries to visit whitegirlsarealwaysright.com*
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45 minutes? How is this even possible? 18 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
as i scrolled i got excited because i thought it was finally a meme about my beloved weird al.
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You will hate me for this 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
after staring longer i realized it was a reflection so have to edit my question about the cracking to not appear stupid.
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How did people survive car trips before internet 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
nono im not debating what the wifi is for, im debating the notion that someone who would use it to check facebook while driving is going to do it any more than they already do, without the wifi, on the network connection.
He-Man! 15 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
the he man figure is just as proportionally off as the barbie for ideal figures. ppl need to stop thinking dolls are what kids think they have to look like. they are cartoonish in shape and for a reason.
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Accurate af 15 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i celebrate Christmas as an American tradition, most major holidays have roots in multiple religions and its ok to celebrate some form of them simply as a holiday to celebrate family and whatever core notion is celebrated that holiday. While ostensibly Christmas is about the birth of Christ, it is also about giving and family and spreading cheer and joy throughout, and the fact is the exact manner of celebration tends to vary by nation making each version more about traditions. its like so many holidays involve things no adult actually believes in and old stories and myths, why do you need to believe in the religion the holiday is currently named after? my celebration varies a bit since i don't have any Jesus or manger stuff, but to me the best part is going to my friends house and watching her kids rip open presents, which means a large part of the meaning of the holiday is right there, religion free.
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Like if you want a thigh gap like this <3 27 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
thigh gaps only look right if your body was built that way. most the thigh gaps i see the girls look really unhealthy
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Must be a really precious roommate 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i for real opened teh comments to say someones gunna shit themselves.
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Sand sculpting at its best 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
man some of these make the sands sculptures they do around here look like posers, and i thought they were gosh golly good.
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D*ck butt 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
damn this site says theres 120 people with my last name in the us... i have never seen anyone not immediately related to me with my name.
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How did people survive car trips before internet 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
where the hell do you people drive that you need wifi to make you wanna open facebook while driving? that shit opens just fine on network
Probably one of the best jokes in film history 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
seriously! and when i saw the ad with a raccoon and a fucking tree i was like, this is gunna be so fucking stupid.
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When I hear people at my school talk 11 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
me too egg, me too
Another compilation 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
the picture is from 2005. that would make him 16. this person is not 16. http://weknowmemes.com/2012/06/the-college-liberal-chick-is-actually-a-dude/
Proper solution 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i have had the cobalt blues, its just pretty much like owning a hole in dirt. a really really fucking mean hole in the dirt.