Jayne M Junemann

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Like if you want a thigh gap like this <3 27 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
https://www.fitnessblender.com/blog/the-truth-about-thigh-gaps-the-myth-about-how-to-get-a-thigh-gap so its width of hips in relation to length of femoral head. pls measure your femoral head.
Don't ask for nude pics 11 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
kid still knows what her bra looks like now
Just FYI ladies 45 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
the heels are not really whats sexier... it changes the shape of your leg and ass and (most people) find that new shape to be most appealing
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These old lassies 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yesss i am not the only one who sees marshmallows
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When engineers get bored... 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
now i want to do this
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FunE 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
no one promotes obesity, people just want acceptance and clothing made that looks good on them.
There's Nothing To Be Afraid Of 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i think thats a fanny pack and an illusion, and if they are well trained they will probably be chill about it anyways, pits are pretty good about following their training (unlike my little schnauzer ass here..)
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me 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i 100% think that if you heard garlic makes cum better you need friends who will not prank you in such a cruel manner. garlic comes out of the body smelling like ass and the worst BO ever. i believe its citrus fruits that are supposed to have a positive effect on taste thought i really doubt its still enough to make it not awful
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I think I broke my clock 14 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
gov't hours are 100 minutes
Like if you want a thigh gap like this <3 27 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i just know that you hear big hips called child bearing hips not loose hips and you know that if wide set hips meant you were loose there would be a general knowledge of it. but it makes sense that wider hips would make you more prone to thigh gap, because thigh gap looking normal and thigh gap looking anorexic is a very distinct phenomenon which means theres bodies where its natural and bodies where its not.
The rain and the cold, I just love it! 22 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
its a notpenguin
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Anyone? 24 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
ditto, vday wedding night right to business making babies.
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Upvote this post in 500 seconds or less 23 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
hahaha i thought it was kinda creepy
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Drowning in it 14 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
if you wear this you are not going down on me.
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Hell no 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
like i get on paper why this is fine but i just see terror
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I think I broke my clock 14 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yes. its when adults get up. enjoy your youthful days sleeping in through 19 20 AND 21!!
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Controversial Halloween costume 18 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
this picture fantastically clears up how people can see each colour though.
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deviledapple · 9 years ago
lol. i was uhh fond of him back in high school so i have that portrait of him in a big sleeve of things i drew back then, under my bed. though adding him to my photos would fit in well around here.
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Review on Meowchat 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
enjoying sex with whomever you want to enjoy sex with has nothing to do with what you are basing your value on. you can falsely attribute your value to sex appeal and be a virgin, or be faithfully married, or any number of scenarios. theres a difference between having sex to prove your worth and just enjoying yourself.
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Bathroom doors at restaurant in Germany 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
does the little voice in my head yelling "GO FUCK YOURSELF RESTAURANT" mean i was triggered?
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deviledapple · 9 years ago
unfortunately i do not have a mantel. sort of a deal breaker.
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Cute date ideas to never actually get around to doing 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
also. i feel like the creater of this list has never been in a car dealership.
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Every single time! 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
all day long at work the leads will yell at you to go do something you were on your way to do and use a damn tone like you were sitting around with your thumbs up your ass.
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A teacher at my school. You may have seen him on social media recently 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yeah he shoulda done blackface to really sell it
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