Jayne M Junemann

deviledapple


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[Image] Ships don't sink because of the water around them 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i thought it was loose lips that sank ships?
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I suspect my neighbor is a hoarder 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
this means you too are a bit hoarder.
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Must be America 37 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i'm an idiot and i don't have a gun OR a bible so THERE
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FINALLY 18 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
lol.. washable multicultural... so you can whitewash them all.
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This is my life 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
small babies get the puppy pass too.
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Keeping it classy, Missouri 3 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
news flash: living gives you cancer. enjoy what you can before you gotta get chemo and/or die.
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Looks like she needs to let the soup cool down before she gets burned. Oh too late! 16 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
this is the problem with blind ideology. the same people who will hammer on about two men or two women raising children being wrong will organize groups for single moms and single dads to help each other out... creating essentially the same situation. but you know, its totally different, cuz they don't kiss each other.
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oh no 46 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i mean theres a few i've known that i am pro lighting on fire, but to be honest there may actually be more females that i have the same sentiments about.
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Must be America 37 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
to be fair a lot of the racist and political memes i see my 'friends' share on Facebook originate from a British political hate group.
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oh no 46 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
um you mistook my context. you know "oooooo BURN!"
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oh no 46 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
they think females burning males is the same as men calling women THOTs and judging their bodies.
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Australia in one photo 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
:( was my head filled with lies as a child?
oh no 46 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
even if you said these these are not misandrist things to say... this isnt even close to any form of sexism these people are being bananas and its just a knee jerk reaction the whole internet is starting to have to women doing the shit to men that men have been doing to women, where now things that are even remotely close to women saying things like men say gets attacked in an attempt to shut it down before their norms change.
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Looks like she needs to let the soup cool down before she gets burned. Oh too late! 16 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
blahblahcampany ForHelp is a known troll account that pretends to be customer service, thats what makes it funny, that people fall for it.
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oh no 46 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
none of you know what misandry even is. getting all butthurt over these posts is absurd.
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The Arrow's logic 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
huh. first time i actually got something spoiled... *goes on to watch episode 10*
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I think I'm ready for a baby. 11 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
it depends on whether you see it as them collecting a child that was going to die anyways or whether you see them as just taking a baby that wouldn't have died unless they came to get it.
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...GOTTA GO FAST *runs off* 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
hrm. i did it wrong i guess. i stole a teeny tiny little wooden trinket once (like a fake spool or something, i think it was a stand selling mass produced unpainted dollhouse items) and the stand owner saw so told my dad i stole a very expensive belt buckle and used the trinket as proof i must have cuz i stole THAT didnt i? and anyways i got punished like crazy and my mom took me to be counseled by the loss prevention people at her work and shit and all sorts of shit happened...
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Australia in one photo 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
does this mean Wisconsinites are secretly Australian? it would explain a lot, like i heard Aussies use the word bubblers too and that's pretty random to be the only two locations in the world using that word.
You get an org*sm,you get an org*sm, org*sms for everyone!! 15 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i mean if you really want to get into it what exactly is the purpose of censoring out the vowels in words that ARE vulgar? is f*ck really less "offensive" than fuck on any plane of thought?
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Flu shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots! 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
around here (ft myers florida) many walgreens buildings have two stores in it, Walgreens and Walgreens liquor. since a lot of stores (publix, walmart) also do this i think it all goes by local liquor laws... i imagine if the municipality allows for it they would not hesitate to stock the liquor in the store, although i strongly suspect the small-store-for-booze setup really helps control theft
Like if you want a thigh gap like this <3 27 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
it does help it all make sense, since i have broad hips but i have never had a thigh gap. even when i was 160 (i am 5'9 and carry a lot of fat in my chest and butt so that's thinner than it sounds) my thighs rubbed together. when people first started talking about thigh gaps i couldn't imagine it ever looking right until i started paying attention and noticed that some people did appear to be shaped that way.
Like if you want a thigh gap like this <3 27 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
lol you cant its inside you i was being silly.
I get jealous easily 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i also hate seeing talented children for this same reason. they leave me simultaneously impressed and angry.
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Just FYI ladies 45 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
and if your ass is already shapely it gets more shapely with heels... plus comparing to makeup would more equivalent to compare to body shapers... heels use your own body and muscles to make themselves look good, like standing on a hill would..