Jayne M Junemann

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Blow up doll? 20 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
its actually through the butt to achieve that look. and its a real, odd, fetish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4eZ-hHI878
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Weird Satanist Guy 15 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
that is some pretty good ad libbing though. i am very impressed with his trolling.
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Sweden 6 hour work days 30 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i cant even... why would you want... but.. what?!?
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I'm A Citizen Of Procrasti-Nation 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
um wheres netflixia?
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I'm somehow both... 19 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i mean its a great notion but in the meanwhile until that happens its kinda necessary to also be prepared for those who behave badly. like how no one should steal but we lock our cars anyways.
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I'm somehow both... 19 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
plus as a senior shes probably very aware that theres absolutely no need to dress sexy if you want to get a fuck.
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Is this how it's going to be now, Pizza Hut? 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yeah ditto, i delivered but worked a lot of opening shift which meant insider work
Not sure if hilarious, or terrifying 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
umm you're doing it wrong if you dont get candy at lunch, i almost always put some candy in my lunchbag as an adult...
Not sure if hilarious, or terrifying 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
it really depends on the nature of your relationship
I'm somehow both... 19 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
in my 30's and i still do both on any given night...
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Bbq volcano potatoes 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
am i the only one who sees these things and is like.. why even bother? bacon only tastes good enough to be worth all the bad that bacon is when fried up properly, it always seems kinda blah when cooked wrapped around something.
Is this how it's going to be now, Pizza Hut? 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i worked there 9 years ago for two years... so 11 years to 9 years ago... the ring set on the edge of the pan, making the sauce come right up to it, and kept the cheese from spilling onto the crust and you took it off once it was topped and tossed it into the oven
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That's Sweet 8 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i had such a hard time believing its already been ten years i even double checked. i feel so old right now.
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Just FYI ladies 45 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
it seems to me the more attractive a person is the more likely they are to wear heels... its a natural tendency to care more when you already feel like you are pretty when you try....
He will sweetheart 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
realistic parents?
When your post gets downvoted 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
when i replied it was in the red. so, a post about being mad about being downvoted with a suggestion not to post dumb stuff that received downvotes was funny.
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When your post gets downvoted 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
so much irony
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Tryna catch me ridin' dirty 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
holy shit i want this
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oh no 46 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
personally i use sales. i have lots of VS bras i got for under 20
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Must be America 37 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
its funny to me how its always Americans bitching about how bad Americans are. the whole "everyone but me" syndrome. yelling at birds somehow demonstrates unlearned?
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Is this how it's going to be now, Pizza Hut? 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
that doesnt even make sense, they have plastic rings that sit on the edge of the pan to make perfect circles and thats somehow sauced in a perfect circle in the damn middle.
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This shop in the Philippines 3 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i love thats its spelled hesus... i wonder if its really spelled that way or if its his attempt to get english speakers to say his name right
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Must be America 37 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
now, while i'm 100% "what we did to the natives was shitty damn" i have to argue that to be illegal there has to be laws against you entering. but in general, being a nation of immigrants hating immigrants without arguing over the semantics of "illegal" is shitty.
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Must be America 37 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yeah and i'm sure thats totally true. and i've been seeing these posts long before hating muslims became the new thing.
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