Jayne M Junemann

deviledapple


— Jayne M Junemann Report User
Never give up! 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
unless something has been posted twice in the past few days it would be neat if everyone shut the fuck up about it. its like.. "how dare you not have all the free time to go through every post since ever on this site! how dare you not follow the ALL POSTS section! i am so offended at you having a life AND trying to contribute!" stfu and appreciate people attempting to contribute, esp when its not shit just to stir up fights and selfies and people trying to be offended about the people they have offended.
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Never give up! 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i would bare minimum disagree with don't have a job, the only thing keeping me fit sometimes is the 8 hours i spend on my feet. the couple times i was out of work for a couple times my body slipped pretty far on each occasion.
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Karl Pilkington is a saint 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
it wouldn't be so bad if we didn't spend so much making sure that people and their coffins didn't rot for as long as possible in the ground, otherwise it would be just a long term fertilization plan
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Flap. Flap. Flap. 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
looks like hes going through a life cycle... puppy.. old dog... puppy old dog..
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Heal thy burgers 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yeah i even thought heal thy would make more sense as one word and tried to say it as one word before i read the accompanying text and until i saw it written i had already decided it could not be one word.
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I yawned just from looking at the picture, I guess I'm ok 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
empathy is not feeling EXACTLY what people feel, its being able to relate on some level. like when you read a book and feel some pain when the main characters family gets offed. like, ive never had children, but i can feel that dread knot in my gut just fine when someone i know has lost a child.
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I yawned just from looking at the picture, I guess I'm ok 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
autistic people.. feel empathy... its pretty well and thoroughly proven at this point..
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Weird Satanist Guy 15 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
the same way atheists "worship" the flying spaghetti monster.
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12 years of confidence building and 2 more years of chasing a dream 15 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
is it a trash company?
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Dudley has changed a lot 14 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
hes probably extra lucky he stopped looking like that since thats not exactly a beloved character.
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Weird Satanist Guy 15 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
most "satanists" are just atheists making a point
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Is this how it's going to be now, Pizza Hut? 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i dont think we wore gloves. although most the ingredients you were supposed to pick up and spread with special measure cups.
Seriously! 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
some knockoffs are the real deal bagged different... it varies. like, i can totally tell on frosted lakes but i got used to it, random cuz its not cereal but i thought walmart brand ham and cheese hot pockets were better than real hot pockets... theres a cereal i really want to say is the same but i cannot for the life of me think of the name i think the off brand is like... sugar bears or something ridiculous...
Artist turns photos of random people into fun illustrations 45 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
no i have seen peoples bumps up high like that on folks who are not super skinny, its just one of those things where some people are shaped a bit different.
At a doctors office 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
well actually the lolly is the best part about GETTING vaccinated... not dying is the best part of BEING vaccinated..
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I never eat m&m's so idk 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yeah but theres more to the flavour and texture interplay than just that, like i for one like chocolate more than candy shell but the minis are still better.
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Artist turns photos of random people into fun illustrations 45 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
some people look that way
Artist turns photos of random people into fun illustrations 45 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i think its a love hate thing, i always thought that it was weird when people purposely covered up freckles growing up, and as an adult i love how girls who are just smothered in freckles look, and i love when you get people of mixed races with a smattering of freckles... its just so lovely...
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Seriously! 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i hear hell better in his voice
Seriously! 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
mine always open wrong and become not ziplocked...
Real life dragon: The satanic leaf tailed gecko with flying fox wings 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
it says the wings are from something else
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Wait, that's no styl- oh god no 18 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
hes made similar comments in other places that i've read tonight so i am thinking no, hes not for real.
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NOPE 8 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
did you just... tell someone to kill themselves.. for not caring for a PLANT?!?
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Sweden 6 hour work days 30 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
*twitch*
Blow up doll? 20 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxDAwwKqxZg dont leave this one till you read the comments