.... Hey funsubsters have a great day 28 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
gif so you can imagine its a video that was just sped up :P
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R.I.P in peace 17 comments
Really wtf 23 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
wake up sheeple we are all controlled by the reptilians that create coke and pepsi to rule the world
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I'm moving to Mars 42 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
the one in which i am accounting for a continued contribution of 7% with a matched 5% via employer accumulating interest until i retire or die of frustration and leave my seeming wealth to the childrens.
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I'm moving to Mars 42 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i judge his intelligence the same way i judge anyone elses... by listening to him. i had in fact assumed he was smarter before listening to him, as i have stated. i don't think hes going to come over and let me give him an intelligence test anytime soon so this is the best i have to go on. as much money as he came into, if he were indeed a savvy businessman, he would have grown it far larger than he has, as his net worth (as per his claims as well, not an official census) is barely over what it would be if he invested his inheritance into S&P, making his current worth about equivalent of normal compounding. its the same way the few grand i have dropped into a retirement fund over the years will support me in my old age. certainly not business sense.
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I'm gonna have to remember this 8 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i keep seeing this on different meme backgrounds, but how many people only have one charger? i like alone and am cheap about electronics and i still have like 15 chargers from over the years so a family with kids would have like a thousand, how can you possibly find all your kids chargers? and what are the odds their friends don't have one they can borrow at school or something to freshen up?
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I don't have anything against a voluptuous ass but 13 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
honestly i suspect its really a dig at people getting butt implants instead of at what peoples asses are naturally, but at the end of the day, who the hell really cares? are you dating her? is she your wife? then why is it your business which version of her ass you liked better? its a hard line to walk because theres two sides here, the side of body shaming causing women to have surgeries, and the side of women being allowed to do what they want to their bodies without being told if its ok or not. i'm not a huge fan of plastic surgery but if i had the cash i would laser a lot of hair off and while i wouldn't make them bigger i would certainly give my boobs a lift. is it a result of body shaming? is it anyone's right to insist which way i look better?
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Grammar 11 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
it looks arguing over whether this is spelling or grammar is an actual internet phenomenon http://amal.net/?p=957
I don't have anything against a voluptuous ass but 13 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
it says "a butt should always be..." and then delves into the proportions they like best... thats totally telling people what their body should look like.
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Potter's Wasp 13 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
theres so many types, plenty make paper nests but i still am pretty sure mud is not restricted soley to mud duabers
I don't have anything against a voluptuous ass but 13 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
like all things, enjoyment of peoples bodies is subjective and while you can have an opinion, that also means someone else is entitled to have a different one.
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Asians and Whites 26 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
eh the way civilization works no one is pureblood, and even as we mix we will eventually create new groups who will then be purebloods among their own group.
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I'm moving to Mars 42 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i've listened to him talk. hes got they money to pay people to tell him the shit to say, and he says it and cannot answer questions. hes a billionaire via inheritance, his business savvy has caused less increase in wealth that simply investing it into a basic fund would. i actually thought he was significantly more intelligent at the beginning of this than i did after i started actually listening to him and the things he had to say. plus, i for one didnt say he was an idiot so much as not intelligent. my intent with the word intelligent in the previous context was "smarter than the average bear" as opposed to "stupid bear"
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It's so sad. Ignorance being viewed as intelligence is the problem. Stop the madness 23 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i just don't understand how there are not enough unvaccinated kids with autism by now to at least slay that one pervasive myth. or do they just attribute it to like, lingering vaccines in the parents blood or something?
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I'm moving to Mars 42 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
yeah hitler was actually an intelligent terrible person, trump is just terrible.
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It's so sad. Ignorance being viewed as intelligence is the problem. Stop the madness 23 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i honestly have no idea. i do believe that as people vaccinate less and less there will a big outbreak of dead children which will fix this particular issue, but i do not wish it to happen that way, it simply is how it appears it is going to be. like i used to think it wasn't a big deal that some vaccines are not given till a kid is over a year old but now that this is happening while i am preparing to have a child i am terrified of having to go back to work and send a baby to a daycare without all the vaccines because these diseases are legit being passed around now.
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Dont need no man 19 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
throwing it at the tile floor while screaming obscenities also works for me.
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Infographics for the common citizen 2 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i live alone, my dishwasher stopped working like a year or so ago, and i still have one or two things in there
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black paper 5 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i am trying to figure out whats actually happening in the photo before the cutout was added...
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I'm jealous 8 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
getting anywhere near a polar bear for any reason is someplace between badass and stupid.
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I think I'll try Defying Stereotypes 6 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
its interesting how often you see people get little frufru dogs cuz the woman wanted it and the big burly dude is the one who ends up loving it to death and that the dog gets more attached to.
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Say no homo and take the money 7 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
yeah but girls are already known for being more sensible in this arena. i would kiss a girl just to get my guys motor running harder.
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A happy little tree 5 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
that fucking doggy smile in the last one. that dog is so content to be buried just to be participating in the fun.
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When ISIS called Anonymous idiots in response to waging war. 9 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
its pretty well established that social media is a large part of ISIS's recruiting success so disrupting it is a pretty crucial step. as well isnt anon supposed to be trying to disrupt their finances? ISIS is already starting to have finance issues so any disruption is a boon.
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