Seriously, f**k you 12 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
that is an awfully specific example
A must have book 15 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i dunno man i thought it looked pretty thick, considering i am a woman and i think you would be hard pressed to find that many things to say to me that wouldnt piss me off...
Cold side of the pillow 10 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i dont think i have ever done this... i smoosh mine up until my head is just the right elevation.
I completely support transgenders, but Malala should've won 35 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
every award comes from an organization of some sort, what makes it "real"? is it not valued simply because glamour is not something you care for?
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Rules are rules 2 comments
Next time they ask me 3 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
if you try this retort they might counter with telling you just how many horny nights were involved in trying to create you...
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Too cute not to share 7 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
its not airline its federal regulations. if your dog doesn't go under the seat you gotta put it in a cage and cargo it. there are only exceptions for service animals, however its pretty easy to get bullshit service dog exemptions. almost no one would check a pet in under the plane if they were allowed to bring it ON the plane.
I completely support transgenders, but Malala should've won 35 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
bravery award from a sports company - sure it makes sense enough, i can see it. woman of the year? not so much. like i get that they are trying to drive home the point that we need to recognize trans women as women but i disagree with the base notion that this was the model woman for the year.
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I completely support transgenders, but Malala should've won 35 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i think this one is referencing the second thing, woman of the year award. like i was totally down with the first one, former athlete big in the news doing something huge and brave no matter how you wanna argue it, made sense. but i really think woman of the year is pushing the envelope
everyone can relate 7 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
it doesnt really make sense to me cuz my experience working every thanksgiving is that the roads are clear as shit cuz everyone is already at their loved ones houses
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For once, female armor that doesn't suck! 5 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
in a logical for armor sorta way, which is perfect IMO. gotta make room for them after all!
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That time of year again 22 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i would second the responsible drinking thing, as a child growing up alcohol was a thing we did as a family and i learned growing up to enjoy it without getting tipsy or drunk and i think it heavily influenced the fact that as adult i never even really got around to drinking much until i was like 26.
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That time of year again 22 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i dont think the "legally spawn another being" one is a fair comparison since thats based on biology and not legality lol but i do agree with the notion that if you can get married and go to war you should be allowed to drink. but i have always disagreed with the idea saying "this is when you are legally an adult but we are going to withhold these simple things all adults do from you"
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Too cute not to share 7 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
yeah i think the service animals can be in a seat or something but otherwise when you pay for a dog its gotta be under your seat.
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It begins 12 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
shit my grades woulda been so good, i got lower grades cuz i never did my homework, survived mostly on test scores and half ass homework...
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Hey, you lost something 8 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
to be fair it left me puzzled cuz that clearly reads like a russian accent but i know enough to know that flag was wrong.
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For once, female armor that doesn't suck! 5 comments
Would you go down? 40 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
yesss. tight caves are scary as fuck but this looks spacious and fascinating
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What 90% of guys look with a man bun 5 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
yeah when it was a (thing) and not a THING most the man buns where guys who had the hair for it (and the faces for the hair) and it was sexy.
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"Technically" they were not really cheating 13 comments
Today's kids. 21 comments
All downhill from there 3 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
the part that explains the joke is the fact that the idea was that the settlers where desperate because they didnt know what to grow here, the natives brought them food and gave and helped, and then the rest of history was spent slaughtering them... thus, they celebrated it, that once.
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