As a man, I assume this is legit 32 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
well shirts + boobs definitely don't work like that. not the eyeshadow part, but the way tou see the boobs in the shirt lol.
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Edited 8 years ago
THIS 13 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
yeah when i read this i was like "oh god i HOPE my little booger lives to be at least 15!"
This man! 9 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
yeah i'd like more money but i would hate being famous. i just want to be left mostly alone in life. i want to make mistakes and not have the world judge me, my circle of friends is more than enough appreciation for me. i'd like someone rich but NOT famous to weigh on money/happiness for once.
I love this so much 7 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
god with gas under two bucks its almost a whole tank. between the lower prices and my change in cars its enough to cry tears of joy. i still catch myself adding in gas trips as 40 bucks when i try to figure out how much food money i have till payday and its just beautiful when i realize i have 20-60 dollars more than i did on first maths.
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Very Helpful Teacher 9 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
we have a briefing at work before we go on the floor.. and various supervisors try to make "no eating or drinking" rules (because that is how you treat adults when you are worried about the low moral issue) and will constantly be eating something during the briefing. most of us bring our breakfast in with us, and eat it before work, and typically are just finishing up when briefing starts, and frequently they try to start the briefing a few minutes early on our time so it seems like a fair trade.
More places should do this 13 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
i mean, i don't care for the concept of vegan, but honestly if your reasons for being vegan really are moral and not because you're a shit following trends and trying to be better than people than you would still continue to be vegan after being homeless. and i have no idea what you are trying to get at by bringing up pica?
More places should do this 13 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
theres a mixture of people who are homeless, from ones who actually like the responsibility free life to ones tossed into it, but then among the ones ones tossed into it, you have a range of reasons and i would wager a fair number of them would have liked to have made that 50 bucks but perhaps had a physical reason they couldn't mow a lawn. like, i would totally go mow a lawn for $50 cash, pretty sure that comes out to more than what i make at work in the same time after everything is deducted, HOWEVER i am not certain my current physical shape + existing injuries would allow me to do it.
God damned oppressive gun control regime 36 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
buuuuut how do they prevent mass shootings if not everyone around everyone is armed to keep them safe!?!?!?!
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His parents are doing it right 6 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
while scrolling down for a second i thought this was a kid laying on the pavement and i was like what to his parents?!?!
I've started so many movies without finishing them.. 22 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
i spend way more time here than is conducive to a healthy lifestyle and yet i am still pretty consistently 1-4 days behind on posts.... just seems like people need to be let be a little bit on accidental reposts.
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Rich humor 4 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
i mean people who "look" snooty, its based more on how they hold themselves than just their general appearance... the same way you get a general read of peoples personalities for any other scenario before talking to them too.
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Hey! My breast are down here 16 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
well to be fare i don't think she is actually complaining that people are not looking at her breasts, in fact that notion was sort of what bothered me about this image to being with.
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Oh my god this is so accurate 5 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
honestly i wish this is how adults did it. we gotta make shit so complicated.
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I've seen some good burns, but this is another level 6 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
yeah i mean tis facebook, so in theory, everyone there should be friends or family. plus its clearly a tit for tat kinda jab... its like when you have a conversation with a friend and slip in a burn that clearly you dont actually mean its fucking funny.
That moment 9 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
i mean, he was pretty cute already on that 70's show, he just added some muscles.
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GTFO with that shit 35 comments
what do YOU remember ? 3 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
i remember my brother falling off a swing and getting a woodchip through his lower lip when we were little. but i have the scar not him.
Let's play "find the vegan" 25 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
i dunno i find my "price first" skim milk from walmart fucking delicious.
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Are you one of them? 25 comments
This is seriously life 20 comments
Silly Sister 11 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
its reasonable to extrapolate it though. even before this conversation ir eallllyyy wanted to see the house because i was assuming it was nice and interesting just from the info available in the photo
Silly kids 35 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
um i'm an adult in the real world and i have many safe places... its a realistic part of being an adult, the world is harsh and you need and deserve a safe place to recuperate.
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Proper use of selfie stick 12 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
and if you're extra absurd like me the tv is too old to hook to anything that supports netflix (except the wii but thats hooked to a different tv) so its just easier to watch movies you don't own on the phone or kindle.