When little kids say they would rather have a job than be in school 20 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
ditto. plus work is over when its over (for most of us) without take home shit to deal with. and i can bid on what times i want to work and shit school was the pitts.
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Feels like a 14 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
i suspect the downvotes are less because its true/false status and more because we all know we're not supposed to use qtips but fuck that shit risking a good clean well itched ear with a qtip.
Ever seen an indian wedding? 30 comments
What would you do? 46 comments
It affects everyone 23 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
well theres many aspects that are taken there... bringing to light when it happens and is tried to be swept under the rug(you know, the cosby jokes), or like this VERY GRAPHIC which jokes about male rape to emphasis why its not really a joke...
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Ever seen an indian wedding? 30 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
lol i was like halfway through before i understood why that chick was stealing so much of the brides spotlight.
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It affects everyone 23 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
jokes are typically how society first starts to accept and deal with issues. jokes are the first line of acceptance and pointing out flaws in how people process things. comedy is frequently at the frontlines of social change. jokes about nono topics are often necessary to spark the discussions no one wants to have.
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Extremely rare spotted Pike caught by Finnish angler 9 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
*facepalms* its not exotic or rare. its a normal fish with leopard spots photoshopped on.
Justice for taking up two parking spaces 11 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
sometimes you don't have a lot of choice, like say, assigned work parking lots. and i've never seen anyone get towed for parking over the line. i mean, i don't really have this problem anymore since my soul tends to fit in just about whatever space is left behind, but i had to park in shitty spots a LOT back when i had an SUV in the work parking lot, esp. when they close portions of the lot to resurface. after circling for 5 minutes would YOU pass the only shitty spot you could find?
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Pollution 19 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
i mean, hed be able to pick up some ash from fire related smog, the rest is just air particles probably unrelated to the smog..
I want a dog like this 7 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
its metal... definitely an appliance.. looks like a bottom freezer fridge but then the bottom is a little high for that so maybe some other appliance...
Justice for taking up two parking spaces 11 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
yeah its always nice if you recall that sometimes people are parked bad because someone else was there parked worse when they pulled in. someone parked bad once and it was the last spot i could find so i took it even tho it put me over the line and at the end of my 12 hour shift i came to my car to find an incredibly rude vulgar hateful note on the windshield and you know that was just not the shit i needed so omg just remember that that person might not be the original shitty parker.
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It affects everyone 23 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
its okay to joke about anything, but you know like, know your audience, and make sure its actually like, you know, funny. of course no matter how hard anyone tries someone will take a joke literally, even if the whole point of a joke was to point out how something was wrong, but that is just how people are when you gather up a bunch. someone will ruin something no matter what it is.
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What would you do? 46 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
so after reading comments i find myself suddenly very curious why the person's scenario was so specific about it being a chinese man
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And... That's me 12 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
they were probably like, "Jeff, this shit is precarious, stand the fuck over there and try not to ruin anything"
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I would die of the anxiety :-o 9 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
yeah like i think they are maybe both equally bad... counting down to day... vs not knowing... its not THAT much different than real life just they probably have an estimate of how long it normally takes for them to get around to executions (although we all also have an estimate of our average lifespans... )
Found in Germany 9 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
i've seen some candybar flavoured milks (or least candy bar branded chocolate milk) at US gas stations too....
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TRIANGLE SOLO! 11 comments
Wow! I never knew that! 47 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
the other dead serious people in these comments have deadened my joke detector...
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Feels like a 14 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
thats something else. and maybe see a doctor. qtips are just unsafe because its delicate in there. i go with the "just be careful damn" mode on this one.
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Kink Shaming Hypocrisy 12 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
>there are people who think its their business how many men women sleep with
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Wow! I never knew that! 47 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
theres a long list of more than 3 words that rhyme already in this comments section
Wow! I never knew that! 47 comments
deviledapple
· 8 years ago
*sigh* doe the fact that you're like the only one who didnt get the joke hurt too?
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