Jayne M Junemann

deviledapple


— Jayne M Junemann Report User
In response to RuinedEffect's post, don't worry about it anymore. 34 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
the fact theres a group for "masculine men" is true (its the pickup artist people) and the fact the leader has in the past advocated for legal rape on private property ("to teach women to still practice safety") is also true but the attempts to mash up the meetings they were trying to have for the group with one of the leaders causes is a bit misleading. his handle is RooshV i think if you want to search a bit yourself for validity, its far too early for me to go finding links.
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This is why I like cats 19 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
i love cats but those litterbox paws touching your food are not cute.
Did you? 15 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
it looks taxidermy to me
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Brown people 50 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
*so far. and he did repost some biased nonsense infographic about blacks and crime based on like 0 actual facts.
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Story of my life - who else feels the same 50 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
theres a chance that this emotional preggo was JUST out trying to find a damn bra that fit right and cost less than 20 bucks for her rapidly changing chest and stumbled on this thread just in time for a rant. and was possibly dehydrated because the ONE i found that fit good is now too tight like wtf.
Sounds like I need to date a sniper 19 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
pshhh i regularly go 4 days without shitting. although i personally am a terrible example, far too high maintenance to sit still for a long time. plus my back would lock up.
Bookworm's heaven 7 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
oh i think they are real books, but all skewered and attached and thus unbookable, so really, this should be giving book lovers the absolute fits.
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Master of Photoshop 3 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
i was looking so hard for the white dots it took me forever to even see the windex.
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Crossfitter attempts some pull-ups! Amazing! 8 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
still higher than i could ever pull myself up...
Sounds like I need to date a sniper 19 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
have you ever spent time with a man?
Sounds like I need to date a sniper 19 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
i bet years of applying eyeliner makes it easier to leave that shit on your face even when you're dripping in sweat and wanna wipe your eyes. we spend our whole lives training not to wipe our eyes.
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Story of my life - who else feels the same 50 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
even outside of walmart, the ratio of pretty to drab changes dramatically with going up in sizes, plus other weird shit like lack of attempt to put the boobs into a favorable position and whatnot, even if you go to a line of pretty bras in a specific style, at around 40 and/or D/DD suddenly the padding is gone, but the size is measured from outside so the boob drops in the cup creating a weird sizing gap where you're too big for the padded version and too small for the unpadded version, and even once you're large enough to fill the cup right the style that was designed to hold hte boobs up pert instead simply... keeps them from your knees. long story short even at stores where bras tend to be around 40 bucks a pop you are hard pressed to get a pretty one that also supports your chest properly and attractively. every time i have to go get new bras its a nightmare because i am right in that weird area where padded to small unpadded too large
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When shots are fired (sorry for bad quality) 28 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
and a bra strap is more like... the suspenders for the undergarments, like sure the bra itself should be in the shirt, but the strap? it is its own thing so theres really nothing to directly compare it too, but the idea that to wear all these different clothes kids just blooming need to get 20 types of bras to have different straps so they dont show is silly even as an adult i dont do that, a strap is just there.
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Bring me some vegetarians!! 23 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
any dietary restriction forces a healthier diet and would increase lifespan, it doesnt really support the 'morally superior' aspect of it... and i think perhaps the way to stop hearing found the vegan is to stop talking about being vegan, being as the inherent joke/social commentary is that vegans/vegetarians do nothing but talk about it...
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Impressive 11 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
varies by bar and sometimes by time of day and week. often even when its 21 to get in, it'll be girls 18+ and boys 21
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these f*ckin people 32 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
people complain about people listening to music they dislike, then when a group of those people listen to the music they do like, they complain about them doing it to. i love music, i hate the people who love music.
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Another way to remove your nail polish 7 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
yeah i was kinda thinking the product isnt really expensive enough to go through this effort
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No words 16 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
and odds are she put the tampon in BEFORE she burned her hands, and needs it removed.
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No words 16 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
i legit almost farted during this once... lept up away from him and he stared in horror because he though something was wrong and then it came roaring out loudest fart ever. he laughed for about 10 minutes straight. likely a different reaction had i not lept out of bed first.
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No words 16 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
it goes under "amazing favours i will never return"
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Textingwas easy back then 12 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
christ on a cracker how? i had my first cell at 16 or 17 and i had to HIDE that bitch. and i havnt had a phone with buttons in like 5 years that would make you like 9...
So That's What It Stands For! 7 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
i mean, his job was scaring kids, so it still sort of makes sense, hes supposed to SEEM evil to the kids.
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Shit happens! 2 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
oh good i no longer have to fight the urge to say it you already did
Double standards 13 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
and this is why most of raise an equal eyebrow to the woman buying the fucking machine (am pretty sure thats the actual name for them....) as we would the aforementioned item andrew appears to have purchased.
Let’s Set Fire To The Rain 24 comments
deviledapple · 8 years ago
when i am in lovers key i see spiders shaped very much like this all over up high similar to how these look at certain times of the year, jsut strung throughout trees and powerlines, and they are quite large. just some sort of orb weaver, harmless, but even as a spider lover i can seeeee how its a bit creepy
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