Ok so this post is 7 years old and I just came across it by clicking the random button. But fuck this post so much. What it says on the right is exactly what you ought to do in order to keep traffic flowing!!!

The main point of constructing pyramids was to make a tomb as high as possible in order to be remembered after death. The pyramid shape is how you have to arrange stones in order for them not to fall down for a long time. This is not a lack of imagination, this is physics.

Hooray for boobies

Why would his old age break your heart ?
Living to an old age is not a bad thing. Not being able to live to an old age is a bad thing.
Also, King of Queens rocks.