there are millions of places in the world and SOMEWHERE isn't one of them

I wonder if they passed

the frosting will be a nightmare to get out

yes but if the dogs say hi back, you may wanna see a professional

The tea kermit is drinking would simply flow out of his mouth and soak his entire puppety body, probably ruining it. not to mention his arms shouldn't be able to support that glass.

But that's none of my business

didney worl

it's a serious medical condition, don't judge him

don't you hate it when that happens

today is my friend's birthday so i sent this to her
she was very happy

Woah
Him and I are from the same place
Small world

seems like you've gotten yourself into quite the conundrum.
time for me to nope myself off to nopeville

so THAT'S why all my friends have stopped talking to me

This is why stuart is never invited to parties

sadly accurate

ah yes, i too lose all of my internal organs

my internal dialog 90% of the time

I need this. having to constantly tuck your shirt in is a drag

what sucks is when you learn better by listening and not looking so when you're looking away from the teacher they think you're ignoring them but really you're not, and then they get upset, and you get upset, some punches are thrown, bodies are buried, and it just really puts a damper on your whole day