I like yellow starburst because they're happy colors and if they're happy colors it gives me happy colors.

Everything is a dildo if you try hard enough.

Taco belle?

Binder yips.

My doggo will sometimes sit on my lap even if my laptop is there. She is not small.

I think you mean meowntain.

I've talked someone out of suicide before.
That's all i can really think of.

Wait why is patricia's profile pic someone who looks totally different than the two pictures.

I think that's called waardenburg's syndrome but i may be wrong.

I use four of these but i can't remember if i use them ironically or not.

Yeah, yeah, and the generation before you would have been happy for something else instead of some fancy pen. Grow up, times are changing. Just because you didn't have amazing technology, doesn't mean your childhood was better.

*someone who was old when you were a child*: two year olds today can scoop and eat dirt all by themselves. When i was that age I was learning how to walk.

It makes scents.

Low-key thought this was supposed to be bootleg miss bellum.

Looks like he doesn't have anything to set the camera on so the timer wouldn't do much.