Grenades prompt more questions than a lil black pouch, just sayin.

I do need a fridge to keep my insulin cold.

Why do you say guess the country when it says Florida in the article.

This made me laugh for the first time in a while.

Argonians in the elder scrolls cant be vampires because they have an immunity to disease and therefore can't catch the vampire sickness.

I thought my crush last year was so cool. Until we started talking and he managed to bore me with pointless weed stories and car models.
Then I realized I prefer memes.

Me as i lay here with an aching body after 12 hours of band.

What's funny is pepper is wearing a woman's cut shirt so if they're the same then Shirt then so is spiderman.

Fun fact this is probably a mental disorder in which one believes they should be handicapped. Whether it's an amputee, blind, deaf, or what have you. Often people will avoid using the body part they feel they should be handicapped for and can even seek out surgeries to fulfil their desire handicap. If only I could remember the name of the disease.

Me too kid.

Maybe all your friends are just hoes.

Oh fun fact this is the cover for a book called 'who cut the cheese'

Pretty sure its a trap account.

I'm already scum so what's left to lose.

Wish this wasn't me.

Because words like fleek and bae sound more or less unique whereas words like they're and their sound similar and thus can become confusing if context is not properly read.

Anyone else reminded of "Fried Noodles" by pink guy?
No?
Okay.