Diaoist

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2 most epic cavalry charges to date 1 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
I had to get an alternate app to further increase brightness for the damn show
Hehehe 1 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
Rubbernecking
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Thunderbolts and lightening, very very frightening! 12 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
Cicisbeo, cicisbeo, cicisbeo, cicisbeo, cicisbo, europeo, palladeo
I’m just a starved cat and nobody loves me
He’s just a starved cat with no family
Spare him his 9th from this pomposity
Really cold none to owe It’s my time to go
Anguila, no we will not let you go, let me go
Anguila, no we will not let you go, let him go
Anguila, no we will not let you go, let him go
(Will not let you go) let me go (never, never let you go) let me go (never let me go)
Oh oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go

Beelzebub has a demon put inside of me of me of meeeeee
So you think you can toss me to the curbside
So you think you can love me then put me aside
Oh baby can’t do this to me baby
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here
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Thunderbolts and lightening, very very frightening! 12 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
Is this my 9th life?
Is this the end of me?
Tossed to the curbside
No escape from morality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies for me
I’m just a starved cat, I need no dignity
Because I’m really cold, none to owe
A little young, little old
Anyway the wind blows, Isn’t really chilly to me, to me
Mama, just killed a mouse
Put my claws up to his head
Slit his throat, now he’s dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I’ve gone and been tossed away
Mama, meeeow
Didn’t mean for you to die
If I’m not back in this spot again tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, It’s not like life mattered
Too late, your time had come
Sends pain down my spine
Legs aching all the time
Goodbye my family I’ve got to go
Gotta leave my youth behind and face the truth
Mama, meeeow (Anyway the wind blows)
Didn’t want to see you die
Sometimes I wish I’d never been born MEOW
I see a little silhouette of a cat
Scare a mouse, Scare a mouse, can you make the cat tango
Thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening me
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Thunderbolts and lightening, very very frightening! 12 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
Scare a mouse, Scare a mouse, will you do the cat tango
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I agree 10 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
Where is bart?
Paraglider is smooth as silk 3 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
oh, u rite, i'm sorry for not being correct
Paraglider is smooth as silk 3 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
no, ur stupid. it is obviously not, look at the guy in the back
Paraglider is smooth as silk 3 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
Reversed
Science 3 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
Well fuck
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He really likes to be carried on my head 5 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
Introducing: The Floufe
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Abandoned, former luxury train car 3 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
polar express
Waldo’s Parents 1 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
I legit tried to find waldo
CPR Instructions 1 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
What the fuck
Every pizza roll 4 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
Forbidden Pizza Roll
He does not fit but he sits anyways 5 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
ahh
Me 1 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
I thought it said "Sprite"
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Mumbai monsoon 1 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
uhh... 2,150,000kg?
He does not fit but he sits anyways 5 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
The post was made 12 hours after you commented?
If only there was a way to do it 5 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
Introducing: Phone Calls!!
How to properly steal boyfriend's fries 4 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
wen u nerd and understand thing
Your whole carpet for only $99 13 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
Carpet for your whole only
Well, the '60s were fun, but now I'm for it! 5 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
i'm from the future. Stan Lee is in great danger, and you have to warn him.
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WRONG! 2 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
Cawfee
Power move 8 comments
diaoist · 5 years ago
yo, is that Michael Jackson in the backround?
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