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Happy sword is happy 3 comments
diaoist · 18 weeks ago
That's right, how could I forget about Legolas from Game of Thrones?
Happy sword is happy 3 comments
diaoist · 18 weeks ago
So happy the witcher is coming on netflix!
9/10 dentists approve 1 comments
diaoist · 20 weeks ago
9/10 Smudges recommend
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It is a fair question 3 comments
diaoist · 20 weeks ago
Jesus oppressed the Roman government by spreading modern-day christian teachings which scared the government because they feared a revolt, causing them to crucify Jesus.
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A peeled aloe vera leaf 12 comments
diaoist · 20 weeks ago
Welp, there go my weekend plans
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Mortal wombat 1 comments
diaoist · 20 weeks ago
Don't mind the watermark, he's just hangin out
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A peeled aloe vera leaf 12 comments
diaoist · 20 weeks ago
bouta slorp that like a gogurt
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Ahh yes 1 comments
diaoist · 21 weeks ago
I can hear the picture
Big ass key 1 comments
diaoist · 21 weeks ago
Everybody gansta till you pull out the keybrand
The force is strong with this one. 2 comments
diaoist · 21 weeks ago
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
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I don't remember that episode 4 comments
diaoist · 21 weeks ago
Shadbase nibbas be like
Watashi no kokoro 9 comments
diaoist · 22 weeks ago
Red gold and green
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Map game is back? 4 comments
diaoist · 24 weeks ago
I landed in a Russian convenience store with no way to get out
Alien tentacle monster 3 comments
diaoist · 24 weeks ago
Hermaeus Mora?
This is why turtle cannot come out from its shell 11 comments
diaoist · 24 weeks ago
Over the hedge was a LIE
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diaoist · 26 weeks ago
Translates to "Boys, Girls"
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2 most epic cavalry charges to date 1 comments
diaoist · 48 weeks ago
I had to get an alternate app to further increase brightness for the damn show
Hehehe 1 comments
diaoist · 48 weeks ago
Rubbernecking
Thunderbolts and lightening, very very frightening! 12 comments
diaoist · 49 weeks ago
Cicisbeo, cicisbeo, cicisbeo, cicisbeo, cicisbo, europeo, palladeo
I’m just a starved cat and nobody loves me
He’s just a starved cat with no family
Spare him his 9th from this pomposity
Really cold none to owe It’s my time to go
Anguila, no we will not let you go, let me go
Anguila, no we will not let you go, let him go
Anguila, no we will not let you go, let him go
(Will not let you go) let me go (never, never let you go) let me go (never let me go)
Oh oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go

Beelzebub has a demon put inside of me of me of meeeeee
So you think you can toss me to the curbside
So you think you can love me then put me aside
Oh baby can’t do this to me baby
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here
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Thunderbolts and lightening, very very frightening! 12 comments
diaoist · 49 weeks ago
Is this my 9th life?
Is this the end of me?
Tossed to the curbside
No escape from morality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies for me
I’m just a starved cat, I need no dignity
Because I’m really cold, none to owe
A little young, little old
Anyway the wind blows, Isn’t really chilly to me, to me
Mama, just killed a mouse
Put my claws up to his head
Slit his throat, now he’s dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I’ve gone and been tossed away
Mama, meeeow
Didn’t mean for you to die
If I’m not back in this spot again tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, It’s not like life mattered
Too late, your time had come
Sends pain down my spine
Legs aching all the time
Goodbye my family I’ve got to go
Gotta leave my youth behind and face the truth
Mama, meeeow (Anyway the wind blows)
Didn’t want to see you die
Sometimes I wish I’d never been born MEOW
I see a little silhouette of a cat
Scare a mouse, Scare a mouse, can you make the cat tango
Thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening me
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Thunderbolts and lightening, very very frightening! 12 comments
diaoist · 49 weeks ago
Scare a mouse, Scare a mouse, will you do the cat tango
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I agree 10 comments
diaoist · 1 year ago
Where is bart?
Paraglider is smooth as silk 3 comments
diaoist · 1 year ago
oh, u rite, i'm sorry for not being correct
Paraglider is smooth as silk 3 comments
diaoist · 1 year ago
no, ur stupid. it is obviously not, look at the guy in the back
Paraglider is smooth as silk 3 comments
diaoist · 1 year ago
Reversed