With a name like dickburger, what do you think?

Man if I thought thats how babies were made, do you think id be doing it?

Roast!

Swing and a miss gloryhole piper:
http://www.whataboutwatermelon.com/index.php/2009/07/how-and-why-square-watermelons-are-made/
and
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_watermelon

I like the cut of your jib

Gas stove ovens lit by electric glow-bar ignition systems cannot be used in a power failure. The gas valve feeding the oven is electrically interconnected with the igniter and will not open unless the igniter is working.

This guy gets it

Yeah, the fella wearing the shirt tossed her salad like his life depended on it.

This mother fucker right here

"Hitler's Quality Ovens: Bake *Things* the Reich Way
Love it, and im 100% Jewish.

I like the cut of your jib

Its extremely callous. its also hilarious. Dont find it funny, dont look at it.

Your reading comprehension is outstanding.
Still a fucking weed.

its not a flower, its a fucking invasive weed.

Get the fuck over it. Everyone was affected by that day. if you cant laugh at what happened, the terrorists have won. Get over your self you self-indulged prick.
OP - Keep that shit up

would pee in butt

You read slow